No longer will I be wiping my piss from public toilets, hell I think I may get a little sloppy on purpose. No longer will I be holding doors open for anyone, hell I may go out of my way to close them on people. No longer will I return my shopping cart to it’s designated area in the parking lot, hell I may leave it tipped over on its side just to be annoying. No longer will I be picking up my dogs business when it craps in the park, hell maybe I’ll drop off some extras from my back yard.

Think of all the small things that we, as good Citizens do everyday to keep things running. I’m not doing it anymore.