You are welcome to ask me anything about the size, shape, color, style, and carrying capacity of both of these wonderful forms of transportation. I am now an expert at identifying all of them!
(I totally understand why we have to do it, annoying as it is, but I thought it would be funny to post.)
The boat you're looking at may be manless or womanless. And the fact that "manless" is underlined in red in spellcheck but womanless is not is a TIL of baffling proportions.
And all God's people didn't say: Awoman.