You are welcome to ask me anything about the size, shape, color, style, and carrying capacity of both of these wonderful forms of transportation. I am now an expert at identifying all of them!
(I totally understand why we have to do it, annoying as it is, but I thought it would be funny to post.)
Boat + Bicycle = Boatercycle
You may be in the market for one of our hybrid models. Once Shanghai Joe is installed as the 1st illegitimate president, I'm sure we'll be able to get them in record numbers.
Not a dangerous link: https://image.made-in-china.com/202f0j00sIiRHFpEarkb/3-Wheels-Water-Tricycle-Bike-Pedal-Boat-Cycle-Aqua-Bike.jpg