You are welcome to ask me anything about the size, shape, color, style, and carrying capacity of both of these wonderful forms of transportation. I am now an expert at identifying all of them!
(I totally understand why we have to do it, annoying as it is, but I thought it would be funny to post.)
Is this a boat? ~
<__>I had to ask John Roberts for guidance on this one, and he has rendered an opinion.
"That motherfucking boat is NOT getting a second term!!!!! Reeeee!!!"
After that, he stormed out of the room and what I could hear from down the hall wasn't too pleasant.
So, based on that, I can 100% say that this is an actual boat.
What type of boat should I buy?
Boats are a very personal choice, but I can offer a little guidance.
If you only really go fishing with you and maybe one friend once in a while, a John Boat will do fine.
If you don't fish but you like to party on the water, a pontoon boat is a popular choice.
If you're not doing any of those things, you'll probably want something from our Pennsylvania plant. We can move over a hundred thousand ballots in that baby from one state to another.
Lol
Boat + Bicycle = Boatercycle
You may be in the market for one of our hybrid models. Once Shanghai Joe is installed as the 1st illegitimate president, I'm sure we'll be able to get them in record numbers.
Not a dangerous link: https://image.made-in-china.com/202f0j00sIiRHFpEarkb/3-Wheels-Water-Tricycle-Bike-Pedal-Boat-Cycle-Aqua-Bike.jpg
The boat you're looking at may be manless or womanless. And the fact that "manless" is underlined in red in spellcheck but womanless is not is a TIL of baffling proportions.
And all God's people didn't say: Awoman.
If there's a bike on a boat, is that a boat picture or a bike picture or both a boat and bike picture?
Depends which one has more oppression points. Without investigating that, we might not know if the boat identifies as a bicycle or the bicycle identifies as a boat.