You are welcome to ask me anything about the size, shape, color, style, and carrying capacity of both of these wonderful forms of transportation. I am now an expert at identifying all of them!
(I totally understand why we have to do it, annoying as it is, but I thought it would be funny to post.)
Is this a boat? ~
<__>I had to ask John Roberts for guidance on this one, and he has rendered an opinion.
"That motherfucking boat is NOT getting a second term!!!!! Reeeee!!!"
After that, he stormed out of the room and what I could hear from down the hall wasn't too pleasant.
So, based on that, I can 100% say that this is an actual boat.