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posted ago by Leadforpeds ago by Leadforpeds +40 / -0

I had an appointment with my based chiropractor today, and he said we need to hang Stacy Abrams. I instantly replied "What kind of rope could hold that weight?" As I left he told me to keep my pistol ready. Fucking love that dude.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

.....did the receptionst clap as you left?

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Leadforpeds [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew I'd get one of these comments but I'm being for real. Just thought I needed to lighten the tension some

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha ha ha