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TODAY I'VE LEARNED 3 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF...
posted ago by Blue_Falcons_Suck ago by Blue_Falcons_Suck +391 / -0

THAT I CAN IDENTIFY BICYCLES.

THAT I CAN IDENTIFY BOATS.

THAT I CAN IDENTIFY 94 TRAITOROUS CONGRESSMEN.

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– consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned I can scale scaffolds and I'm not immune to tear gas.

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– Blue_Falcons_Suck [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The scaffold thing, I learned at 7yo... 10 years later and in the Army, I learned the teargas thing.

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– consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wasn't sure whether I could still do it at 39.

Also the tear gas in the Army wasn't nearly as bad.

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– Blue_Falcons_Suck [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahaha... Fair enough. [I'm sitting at 50]

But teargas is like squid jerky. the worst one was always the most recent. [yes, 3 times in Korea. It seems my mind wouldn't accept how horrid it was and insisted on a retrial]

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– consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I liked squid jerky when I was pregnant.

Hormones make you to terrible things.

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