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DaveMastor 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's the relief you feel after a large, particularly straining shit.

Suddenly everything is working better, and the load is a lot lighter.

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RustyShacklefordsMom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha so vivid and so accurate

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DaveMastor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spring in your step, my friend.

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll be back when they realize the EO on Succession is tied in with EO13848, but that won't be til after they recover from the MOAB.

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jpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noooooooo but I wanted the bicycles!!!!

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Aegonthe1st 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guys, I'm not a doomer. But today I feel blackpilled as shit. Please share with me why you guys are feeling so optimistic, I could surely use it. Just to clarify, I've got about $5k riding on President Trump, some of which isn't my, but my family's money. But more than that, I feel like the globalists won and freedom will soon be gone. Not looking to doom, looking to feel better, looking for hope.

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snuggs316 4 points ago +4 / -0

shrugs i've been shattered all day, and that's without money riding on it. my heart got broken, and part of it is broken for prez maga. the only thing i know for certain is that God has got a plan, even if i can't fathom it.

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Wowzer_papi 3 points ago +3 / -0

We stormed the capital in less than 20 minutes with an unorganized, unarmed, ragtag group of Trump supporters with zero planning. Wether you can see it or not we put the fear of god in these people today. There is a video of a riot officer pissing his pants on the steps of the capital. Our traitorous representatives fled to an offsite bunker. There are things to be optimistic about. We are getting ready to fight them in ways we haven’t tried before. The smear job by the media will wear off quickly. Normies will eventually see that the government shot an unarmed protester dead on the floor of the capital building, then acted like they were the victim of violence, all while stealing a presidential election. The truth is on our side.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not shattered because as I have said numerous times. If POTUS gives up(I'm not saying I believe he will, he has too much at stake) that's ok. This is bigger than Donald Trump, this is about our country and patriots will fight for it. Today showed that there is a little fight on our sides, it just has to be harnessed.

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A_Normal_Politician 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not dooming because there are many days left till the 20th. If the worst outcome becomes reality then I will face that reality head on but right now Trump is still POTUS. Where did you place your bet btw? Predictit closed my bet down unfortunately.

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Aegonthe1st 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some casinos in South Africa, as well as some private bets in South Korea.

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William11777 7 points ago +7 / -0

its not crashing because of the bike and boat puzzles

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck those God damn boats. I have counted countless boats every 10 fucking minutes.

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Bethybethster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahah so dumb

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PelosiYouNastyCunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as the doomers are gone, no more bikes and boats.

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Alkaizer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had to avoid this site for hours. Feels so much better now

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KABOOKIE -2 points ago +2 / -4

Ok Hoper. In a few weeks you’ll still be here, “ TrUst ThE PlAn!!! Trump is going to activate the National register of secret constitutional police!!!”

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unbeknownst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of here faggot