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HOLD THE LINE, HE CONCEDED NOTHING (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by ForMyVeteranGrandpa ago by ForMyVeteranGrandpa +4455 / -8
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BasedInFact 12 points ago +15 / -3

Hawaii Judge enters the chat and dismisses the treason charges against Congress on grounds that the Insurrection Act must be ordered before the crime is complete. Also, Hawaii judges appends to this ruling a nationally-binding determination that, legally, animals have a human right to gender reassignment surgery.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does this mean I have to foot the bill for my guinea pig to become a woman?

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. It’s completely free. The government pays for it.

Oh, and also, did I mention, it’s mandatory,

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fast forward 1 year to find guinea pig hanging from the top bars of its cage

NOOOOO why did xer have to do this to theyself?