Crackheads with BLM signs were screeching at groups around us as we walked back to our car yesterday. Cops were redirecting foot traffic so the crackheads with megaphones would be able to do their thing unimpeded. All I wanted at that moment was for a MOAB to drop on DC.

There was one moment when a fat chick was screaming at us, and she tripped and fell flat on her face. It made me happy.