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EUssr 134 points ago +141 / -7

I've seen Jack Dorsey drink water and consume food. No thanks to that shit.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 66 points ago +68 / -2

Dihydrogen monoxide will kill us all.

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de9ebkmd7 31 points ago +31 / -0

Breathing it for just a few seconds can kill you!

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massivehairycleaner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah man that's waterboarding. You'd be fine.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear it's also used to make biological and chemical weapons, and also used with animal testing.

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infowarlord 19 points ago +19 / -0

Every single COVID victim had it in their body. Little known fact.

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

DHMO must be the commonality for Covid then, right?

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2stupid 8 points ago +8 / -0

It killed me and I only voted for Joe 462,000 times.

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GregTheTraceur 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every single person who consumes Dihydrogen Monoxide in their life will die

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PieceOfParchment7 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hitler had dogs.

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GopnikGod 17 points ago +18 / -1

WHAT!

AllDogsAreNazis!!

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

... stop quoting the cat....

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GopnikGod 0 points ago +3 / -3

But a Nazi did something once!

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VA-Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

And was vegan.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

And he got the trains to run on time. You gotta give him that.

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Cyrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too.... Hmmmmmm

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Groff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hitler was not all bad.

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Nice_n_tangy 18 points ago +19 / -1

Wtf I hate food and water now.

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SobekRa 5 points ago +5 / -0

First laugh I had in hours, thanks bro

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MAGA_Centurion 4 points ago +8 / -4

Beat me to it. Saved me the typing.