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posted ago by ThomasJ ago by ThomasJ +8239 / -7

Why the hell did you threw the tea into the ocean you retards? We are fucked. The King is not going to be happy about this. Fuck you idiots

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operation_eland 11 points ago +14 / -3

You yanks might mock our tea drinking but it built the greatest empire in human history and got us through two world wars you guys showed up late to. ;)

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Deviance1hit 15 points ago +15 / -0

"greatest empire"...the USA is a republic ;)

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non-entity 9 points ago +9 / -0

...the USA was a republic ;)

Fixed that typo

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Smug_zebra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, now we are a "Democracy". The media said so, so it must be true.

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pray_for_kekistan 12 points ago +13 / -1

No guns built it and got you through both. Which you don’t have anymore

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marishiten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ours are next up to go.

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NotQuiteHuman 12 points ago +12 / -0

You misspelled "two world wars you guys had to come in and clean up for us."

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massivehairycleaner 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least the yanks didn't get bombed by the Nazis. It's nice to own territory a whole continent away from Europe, and maybe strategically smart to show up late.

Just playing devil's advocate though. I like me some tea and some Britishness.

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

I drink coffee in the AM and Tea in the PM just to make sure I cover all my bases 👍