If you track Bidenβs card punches, he was only getting one punch per month. Then, all of a sudden, he gets three punches in one day and immediately jumps up to his next free sub. Something fishy about that!
"Hey, Jeremy, throw out this tuna salad. It's really starting to reek. We can't serve this to the cust...oh! Senator Harris! I didn't see you there! Nevermind, Jeremy."
Biden gets 2 card punches for a 6β wtf?
If you track Bidenβs card punches, he was only getting one punch per month. Then, all of a sudden, he gets three punches in one day and immediately jumps up to his next free sub. Something fishy about that!
Biden gets 10% of everyone's punches.
Do we have to pay to punch him or is it a free service?
"Hey, Jeremy, throw out this tuna salad. It's really starting to reek. We can't serve this to the cust...oh! Senator Harris! I didn't see you there! Nevermind, Jeremy."
Well son-of-bitch what do you know, a free sub!
πππ that's journalism!!! π