There will be drowsy hairless pizza to devour there (I just got a shipment of those beanie babies too.) Plenty of 7-9 year olds in the hot tub to be excited about. Be sure to bring your MAP related handkerchief to the pizza party so we can play dominos on them during the spirit cooking.

Also, if you find anything about this suspicious: let me remind you that no alt right conspiracy theorists are welcome!