783
Comments (54)
sorted by:
19
Bazzellle 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just curious. Why have you hated living in Texas past three years?

19
TropArtic1 19 points ago +19 / -0

He sounds like a Yankee.

11
DTDTCCIA 11 points ago +11 / -0

lol this - it’s ok we welcome all pedes to Texas... please kick a liberal out on your way in.

1
TropArtic1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I concur.

10
illiteregetimate 10 points ago +10 / -0

Am a Yankee. Wife is a Longhorn. Fuck your pancake flat, stifling desolate wasteland.

Jk.

I sincerely hate Austin though. Always have more fun in the border towns 🤷‍♂️

14
OneBigMaga 14 points ago +14 / -0

Austin ain't Texas. It's an infected boil from commiefornia. It needs to be lanced.

1
illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen brother.

I haven’t been many places but the people in Laredo are nice and I have a good time on the ranch. That place actually feels like Texas, as a yucky PNWer.

2
TropArtic1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grew up in west Texas after moving from Oregon back in the 80's.

1
illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there trout rivers in Texas? Serious question. Everything I’ve seen looks still and bassy or scumfuck slough water where 3-headed carp might thrive lol.

1
TropArtic1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think there are planted trout in places. The scariest fish are the Garr. Look like a prehistoric alligator or similar to a sturgeon.

1
illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they be taken on a fly rod? I’ve seen photos and they’re mad-scary.

Sturgeon get big up here, but I prefer to leave dinosaurs where they lie!

3
Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

hey I'm a new Yorker ,, A Met not a Yankee :) . and I LOVE IT HERE.!! I also tell people to keep your shit where ever you came . I moved here not because its got beautiful beaches or amazing mountain ranges. But the people is what moved me. Black , white and what have you mostly Christians raised and full of down to earth respect.

The cities are shit like everywhere else but one day hopefully that will change.

1
TropArtic1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dotoo.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
5
Gadaffi [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I moved here from Colorado, which is breathtakingly beautiful. A 15 minute drive in any direction took me to a place of great beauty. I have still never seen beautiful scenery in Texas, and I regularly travel to Colorado and New Mexico to get out of this bland boring environment. One thing I'll say, is that Texans are friendly and great people. Zero problems there.

2
leeloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to know it's only the scenery that you don't like. Sure, it's not Colorado, but everywhere I look in Texas, I see FREEDOM!

2
Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought North/North East Texas was beautiful.

1
Bazzellle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can understand that. When you come from hills and trees, Texas landscape is different from most places for scenery. Really gotta like wide open ranges with the occasionally scattered group of trees.

But I will say from all the places I have seen Texas has the most beautiful sunsets.

14
Foghorn-leghorn 14 points ago +14 / -0

Texas is about to receive an influx of patriots

3
socal_maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep saying this.

The wife and I have been on the fence about it.

This shit seals the deal. Flood Texas red.

2
master_kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any advice on how to go about moving cross country to Texas? Anyone?

3
Wheresthebeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sell everything your not emotionally attached to and get here quick. Giddy up

2
TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want Florida to join Texas. You have my axe, and oranges.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
6
NotAPuma 6 points ago +6 / -0

No No No, you come back here. Your taking a lot more states with you.

I'm thinking, LA,MS,AL,FL,AR,OK,MO,KS,NS,SD,ND,MT,WY,ID,UT,AZ,NV,NM,CO. and that should be a good start.

We'll see if GE,TN,SC,NC,VA,KT all get their heads out of their asses.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
3
HannibalBarca 3 points ago +3 / -0

NE is pretty red you know...

1
Albundy25 1 point ago +1 / -0

va is fucked, swamp has deep roots here now.

1
Space_Force_One 1 point ago +1 / -0

/tear please take IA too! :)

1
NotAPuma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk quite a bit of corn there

5
TwistedSister 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice!

3
Gadaffi [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
1
TwistedSister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfection!!

3
Hillarys-Server 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey man, fellow Texan and Id support the shit out of a Nation of Texas

3
Batman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republic of Texas

1
agentgruer2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fly the Zavala flag

2
EnforcerDesu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not with Governor Mask there.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
josiborg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why have you hated it? I'm looking to move my family there

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
LeftistsAreInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would also like to know. Why did you hate it? I've never been there.

2
penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until February to make your decision.🙏

1
Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

New Capitol based in Texas?

Let's reform America. Everybody will leave the corrupt old slavelandia for a new 1776 style America.

Globally we can take in all skilled refugees.

1
T_Hage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arizonans want want in!!

Kill all these corrupt AZ cunts in power. The people don’t want them.

1
Skyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in the Hill Country around Austin, I thought it was pretty. Not Midwest green or Utah mountains but pretty.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Cledus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm personally against secession of any state. We're the good guys, why should we leave? We should deport or kill anyone who doesn't submit to our rules and laws.

For the ones we don't kill, get a column of trebuchets and chuck them over the northern border. I can't believe in this day and age that Mexico is more based than Canada.

1
Boogaloo_BOB 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should pressure all red states for succession.

1
Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love living in Texas

1
master_kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everybody move to Texas, make it worth like 300 Electoral points

1
2day 1 point ago +1 / -0

South Dakota would like to come along for the ride.

0
borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do it. Let's balkanize this bitch, make it easier for the chicoms to take over.