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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me, she said, 'Sweety pumpkin? Do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?'

"I said, 'WHOA! Hold on now, baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!'

"So we broke up and I never saw her again, bbut that's just the way things go...in Albuquerque!"