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2genders12years 30 points ago +30 / -0

I am so fucking sick of hearing these sanctimonious companies spout off political takes absolutely no one asked about or wanted to hear.

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x79q3pb 9 points ago +9 / -0

And notice that these messages ALL include the word... power.

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

And notice that these messages ALL include the word... power.

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castratedbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

wholesome bastard

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donjongun 3 points ago +3 / -0

you're a sweetie pie

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +6 / -0

I used Axe for a long time, but the scents were always a bit too chemically. I stick to Sandalwood and vanilla scents now, and I have to use a DHT blocking shampoo to help reduce my thinning hair.

Axe is cheap stuff for sure.

Also, this kind of cements that AntiFA were involved.

We are very good about not leaving trash unlike them.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the same company who donated $250k to BLM the day after they rioted in DC, defacing monuments, destroying property, looting businesses, burning cars, assaulting the police and setting fire to an historic church.

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EUssr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Everybody mail Axe and civilly tell them that you're done using their products.

The more people do this the better.

Part of fighting back is voting with your dollars. Hit them where it hurts relentlessly.

If there is no patriotic alternative make one or spread the word that one's needed so others can do it.

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ceegee61718 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, why were you using their douchey products in the first place?

That's some low rent shit right there.

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EUssr 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not, just making the point. Replace Axe with anything else, still holds.

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LoveLess1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably from the antifa's trying to blend in with people that shower?

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BasedInFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

Axe, the official douche perfume of Antifa.

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FuckRioters 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funny, I don't think most patriots would go anywhere near Axe Body Spray.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 7 points ago +7 / -0

AXE is gross.

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trismegistus 7 points ago +7 / -0

First of all, I’d rather smell my ripe pits than smell like a night club in Puerto Rico.

Where was Axe when Downtown Portland, LA, NYC. and Kenosha were burning all through this past year? Is it just that they don’t want logical patriotic customers? Because that’s just silly, they don’t have any already.

Buy Duke Cannon and support veterans. It also happens to smell awesome. If Duke deo irritates your pits, go for Brickell. The Brickell is a few more bucks but it won’t irritate.

Seriously, if anyone here is using Axe currently... axe it.

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FreeFire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let them be very, very lonely.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 4 points ago +4 / -0

and id rather smell like b.o. than spray that poison on my skin. srsly, its super poisonous.

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JZinDetroit 4 points ago +4 / -0

their stuff smells like bigfoots dick

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highenergywinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never have never will

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jumping in with a ? for highenergywinning... Any idea why there's an error message for your "BREAKING. Message from President Trump" post? Was it deleted? Cheers🐸

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really have no idea it was a link to the twitter video

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Flounder 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the classic Christmas present you regift.

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MAGAGROYPER 3 points ago +3 / -0

The CEO of the company that owns axe was a guest judge on the apprentice. And still cucked.

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NeoDragoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Axe is owned by Unilever, same company that owns Dove, Ben & Jerry's and lots of other brands.

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digitalher0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still stoked about the Dollar Tree's selling Goya beans for a buck a can! Now they just need to carry the pink beans more often mmmm

what's axe lol

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FudgyFudgeBots 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have to dry up their resources if we ever hope to win.

They cannot win without our money. There are hundreds of other products better than this one. Find one and never look back.

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Sisenik 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am making a mental list of boycotts.

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Socialismsuckz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like we are living in the twilight zone.

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seeing as I am not some high schooler I have no problems not using AXE.

An axe is a tool men use, whereas AXE is used by tools who are boys.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Axe products are a shameful stain on humanity, not because of their politics but the horrible quality.

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thealex 2 points ago +2 / -0

its no wonder why antifa smell like shit.

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ANTI_Globalist12 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHO CARES ????

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IndianDad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is a Pede that uses that crap to begin with? That stuff is soyboy juice and smells awful. Probably one of the bussed in rioters had it fall out of his purse.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you axe me, i’ll say Axe is ratchet

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Spez-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fine. Because I don't want to wear a product that smells like teenage desperation and date rape. Fuck Unilever brands.

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skiduzzlebutt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Axe spray holy fuck,

if congress got a whiff of that, they’d probably flashback to all the teenagers they banged in the 2000’s and cream themselves.

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cholulaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Axe is for faggots with dildos and gamecubes

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cholulaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I scrub my balls with sandalwood soap