First off, in recognition of All members of congress who put their lives on the line every day - 37 days a year - , as shown by the recent unrest of protestors moving rope lines and flying american flags in the capitol building, will now be exempt from any criminal investigations into corruption and selling their votes and their country to the highest bidder. It is just part of the job and they shouldn't have to worry about what people think AND what the laws or constitution say.

Double standards will be more clearly defined so everyone knows which rules will apply to them and which ones won't. There was some confusion by calling protesters who burned cities, looted businesses, Used bombs and molotov cocktails, and attacked and killed cops as peaceful protestors. Instead of peaceful protestors, they will now be labeled as approved protestors. Any protestors what flew american flags, that weren't getting burned, and chanting slogans like USA USA, or singing national anthems without taking a knee and were labeled as white supremacists, will now just be called terrorists. It is just easier to suppress them that way.

The Glorious Main Stream Media will all be given a new Medal in honor of their TIRELESS efforts to suppress conservative voice and their EXTREME Hard work, going above and beyond to suppress the Hunter Biden Laptop evidence. The hard hitting questions of Joe Biden and censorship of the answers has brought Journalism to new heights of power. Following Joe from Basement interview to rallies of tens of people showed their true abilities and dedication to what they write. Their indoctrination of the people was truly spectacular and everyone of them deserve a medal.

It is time to protect peoples privacy by implementing the super secret voting ballot. Not even you will know who you voted for. Poll watchers will be barred from watching anything but tictok videos. To save money and prevent GLOBAL WARMING all ballots will be electronic and dominion machines will be mandated to be used nationwide. They have the most options.

Get rid of oil because its yucky and creates GLOBAL WARMING. *ignore all the other stuff made from oil, and the fact the US Petro dollars value is based on it.

All coal and oil based energy plants will be destroyed. Only solar power plants run by democrat lobbyists will be allowed, along with huge wind farms. As a bonus environmental rule, people will be allowed to collect all the dead birds around the windmills for food for the homeless. Waste not, want not.

Ban Cows and horses and dogs. They fart too much leading to GLOBAL WARMING OMG You will only be allowed to eat dead birds for meat, ride bicycles, and own cats.

People will be made to wear emblems on their cloths signifying their gender and pronouns. It is the only way to prevent someone accidently hurting someone's feelings by misgenderizing them, Just ask Pat.

Climate change accords with every country in the world will be passed to outlaw everything that produces and Carbon emissions to prevent GLOBAL WARMING. The US will have to bear the brunt of the costs, and sacrifices will have to be made.. for the children. Of course developing countries ( Nigeria, Sudan, Uruguay, Nevis, Zimbabwe, China, India, Russia, Germany, France, Italy, England) struggling to get an economic foothold will be exempt from the burdensome regulations and costs. The US will pick up the slack for them.

US Manufacturing jobs will be shipped to China for 2 reasons. First, The government needs people to be dependent on the state, and allowing them to have jobs that allow them to have a decent income is counterproductive. The Second Reason is because it is more efficient to let one country write one big political contribution check, than try to go to every business and person in the US to collect them. Again saving time, paper and energy therefore saving the planet. It has to be a priority for the country.

Trump supporters - They will be investigated, shunned, fired, mocked and persecuted -- Just like they did to Trump himself.. There is no place in this country for people who stand up for freedom, patriotism, support of the military, rule of law, moral strong families, religion, free expression without censorship, right to bear arms to defend themselves from all enemies, non-corrupt courts and just plain fairness. Wanting America to be "Great again" goes against everything the democrats believe and what they say goes, is how it's gonna be.

This is just the beginning..