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chicagotrauma 15 points ago +15 / -0

Powered by avocado toast

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never even seen avocado toast in real life. Breakfast is bacon, eggs, black coffee, and 2 Lucky Strikes

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bru_tech 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave avocado toast out of this

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BidenTouchedMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

And cock

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GoGoGadgetGringo 1 point ago +1 / -0

with a side of soy milk

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maxtolerance 10 points ago +10 / -0

The body language of those fighting/jousting with police was full on Antifa - they’ve used those moves before and it’s a signature!

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EchoLight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't get why anyone would want to wear skinny jeans. They're uncomfortable as hell.

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mukduk 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wear slim fit but skinny jeans is for women

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TrumpTrain425 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the way.

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dennis_nedry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably depends on what you have between your legs, I know many women who seems to prefer skinny jeans. Antifa has always been a bunch of pussies anyway, so there's that.

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TheyTreadOnMe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Drink soy to shrink your testicles, then skinny jeans are actually comfortable.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe, but i still have this big ol' swingin dick in the way

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TheyTreadOnMe 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can have it removed with surgery.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

What if I just identify as cockless?

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TheyTreadOnMe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well, according to science and logic... That would definitely work too.

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Martylee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget your man-bun...

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TrumpTrain425 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol. Proving what?

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Vermino 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can smell the soy milk and hormone blockers through the screen.

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RexButt1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go watch his piece on the wto protests in Seattle. That’s what you watched Wednesday. https://youtu.be/p5ausy98ERM

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whateverbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK! Is that why the police didn't harass me? I need to workout more.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban skinny jeans! They are symbols of hatred!!!

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cmartwest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep they sure were! the gas masks and googles helped to identify them as well.

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superspathi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pure cringe.

You think success would have meant standing around in frog costumes peacefully waving Trump flags?

"We sure showed those commies that we're really angry! Now let's all meekly go home and sit on our thumbs while the communists install their puppet regime."

Lots more eggs need to be broken to make a freedom omelet. Better get your mind right because we're not larping the communists into giving up. They are serious about ushering in global communism. Time for you to get equally serious.