President Trump’s “concession” speech (I use the term lightly in hopes that something surprises me in the next few days) gave me one thing: a release! If Trump leaves office, as the Left hopes he does, then the gloves are off. Already I am canceling everything I possibly can and encouraging others to do so, too. I used to hope that Hollywood would wake up and realize they were wrong to ostracize conservatives, but now they will not receive a dime from my wallet for the rest of my life.

I will mock every policy Biden or Harris make.

I will blame every economic disaster on them both.

I will tell EVERY Republican to fuck off.

I will heckle and laugh at every blue-haired cunt.

I will refuse to wear a mask and laugh at those who tell me to.

I will send a literal bag of (candy) dicks to the ATF if they try to tax my hIGh-CaPaCiTy magazines (the evil one that doesn’t stop playing music until the battery dies).

And I will shout “all cops are oathbreakers” to every officer on the street.

Fuck them all. There will be no hEaLiNg AnD uNiTy; there will be only the pain they inflicted upon us for the last five years returned seven fold.