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Rudyard 158 points ago +161 / -3

Bye Ted. You’ll never get my vote ever, ever again.

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Jon888 [S] 94 points ago +94 / -0

You can rest easy knowing he was born Canadian.

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Let_hereat_cake 56 points ago +56 / -0

We've had a Kenyan president. There's precedent.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Big Mike wasn't from Kenya

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Bldg_2019 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, Valerie Jarrett was from Iran.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planet of the Apes

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

And an illegal anchor baby for VP.

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MustBeTrump 33 points ago +33 / -0

LYIN TED

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Mavdick96 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lyin' Ted has been reborn.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 14 points ago +14 / -0

LYIN’ TED WET THE BED

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Dialectic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Here. But not anymore

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jpower 13 points ago +14 / -1

He's half based since he still objected. But ya I get the feeling there was ulterior motives.

At least Hawley is decently based still

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unbeknownst 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't trust anyone who was in that room. They need someone to prop up as Trump's successor, because they'll try to make it impossible for him to run in 2024.

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diversityisgay 8 points ago +9 / -1

Uniparty. They are pushing the same message. The establishment is angry anyone would dare question their legitimacy.

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

This thought cannot be updooted enough.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in MN, so never could vote for him. Hopefully Texas will get rid of him.

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Avenatti2020 43 points ago +43 / -0

Hawley, Lt Gov of Texas, handful of others?

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Kekintosh2020 37 points ago +37 / -0

Desantis Noem

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MAGASpaceCat 20 points ago +20 / -0

Gaetz

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Avenatti2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yikes how could I forget them? DeSantis/Noem 2020 under lion party would make Avenatti2020 incredibly happy

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OppaiZuriZuri 6 points ago +6 / -0

VERNON FUCKING JONES!!!!!!!

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really like Noem for the most part, but she was also Tweeting how she "condemns the violence" on the 6th. I suppose one could do some mental gymnastics though to interpret that to mean she was referring to Antifa? Not sure.

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BiglyMagaMamma2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Noem just shat all over Parlour for being a cesspool of so each she didn’t agree with 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Marshall2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lt. Gov. - Dan Patrick

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genghiskern 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't waste my time.

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless they switch to a new party, then yeah, not getting my vote. I’ve ranted multiple times that the GOP has lost my vote. The party committed suicide and don’t deserve MAGA support.

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unbeknownst 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just Trump and us. Their plan is to have a republican in 2024, but they'll make it impossible for Trump to run. That means any republican who pretends to be our savior now is suspect.

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MrCornPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allen West 🇺🇸

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SlowMotionOcean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump called us terrorists too, WTF?

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TheFourtyFifth 47 points ago +47 / -0

We need to avoid raising anybody up on a pedestal at this point; all of these traitors have proven that nobody but Trump himself can be trusted.

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EyePee 3 points ago +4 / -1

President Trump

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Cybercrook 42 points ago +42 / -0

That’s because all the reps know we were done with them the second Trump is out the door and voting machines go BBBRRR now. There’s no reasons to pretend anymore.

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Moozadel 38 points ago +38 / -0

LYIN’ Ted is back on the menu!

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Luvs_2_Bop 5 points ago +5 / -0

damn! you beat me to it...

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theblackprince 1 point ago +2 / -1

I cringed for years with people on here putting trust and faith in Cruz. Any Texan with their eyes open pre-2016 knew what he is. At least Cornyn doesn't pretend to not be a scumbag. And he got reelected, no primary contender! And we wonder why things are off the rails.

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webthing 25 points ago +25 / -0

What about black lives matter and antifa burning down people's business and destroy their lives now they come to your house in order all outraged.

Fuck these kings and queens!

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MustBeTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

PEACEFUL PROTESTS

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skylardreamsicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

MOSTLY PEACEFUL MURDERS IN THE STREET

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mintscape 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM and Antifa would actually go after him, he knows we won't so he's safe to call us terrorists.

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VA_MAGApede 24 points ago +24 / -0

His wife was Goldman Sachs.

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kwall2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

i hope he's talking about the shooter

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mintscape 12 points ago +12 / -0

He is talking about us.

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junta 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately, our country won’t survive this experiment.

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Salacious_B_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

The final red pill to swallow. Tastes bad, man.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now, the collapse is upon us, and this time the lives of the few outweigh the lives of the many.

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junta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hurts.

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awoman my pede, awoman.

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AsaNisiMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

The return to true form. Dust off the El Ratto memes!

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Luvs_2_Bop 8 points ago +8 / -0

just like that, back to Lyin' Ted Cruz

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cameronjeffery1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You lost this TEXAS BOYS vote fucking CUCK!

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Batman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those of you in Texas should work to Primary both your senators.

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Wexit-Delecto 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bye lion ted. To me, he was always...

Lyin’ Ted!

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BigDaddyT 3 points ago +3 / -0

This!

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Eris 6 points ago +8 / -2

He says "terrorists".. Which anti-fa are, and were the agitators.

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generated_name 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ted you idiot! It's one thing to say the acts were wrong and the people who did them were wrong and should be punished. It's another to call them terrorists. You know full-well the implications associated with that word are. Even other Trump supporters who disagree with what happened aren't saying that. You've ruined your future in politics you moron.

I voted for you in the 2016 primaries. I even supported your stupid decision to not endorse Trump because I was a #neverTrumper then... I stuck up for in the past; but I will never support anything you do from this day forward.

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junta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Surely he means the traitors who sold our country out to global interests, right?

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Desktop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ted Cruz was NEVER on the right side. His plan to do a ten day investigation prior to certification was a con. It was never going to happen. His objections to certifying swing state electors was theater.

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okayokay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeee. That's why I'm glad this happened instead. Totally worth the tradeoff.

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

If things go hot he needs to swing in the breeze with the rest of them.

Ps dont buy hisy family escaped communism. His father fled before Castro took power.

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BigDaddyT 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hold up people. Just incase I want to put this out here. How come when Trump says this same thing we assume he is referring to antifa but when Ted says it he is a traitor. Please make up your minds.

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Anaconda -2 points ago +1 / -3

fuck off, commie. you shitted on the POTUS the past few days.

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BigDaddyT 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuck I did. Mind me for posing the question. Ted atleast did what he said he would but he uses the same rhetoric that Trump did (if it was really him) so either Ted has turned on is or is doing the same thing Trump is. Fuck you for calling me a commie.

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He best be talking about the Antifa infiltrators.

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RedditStillSucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree....the murderer of Ahsli should be prosecuted.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

He better be talking about Congress....

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck him he is finished.

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ProtectTheSecond 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's saving face. It's politics, people.

Politicians don't care about you. They only care about themselves.

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Hoid_the_Bard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ted's right.

The terrorists responsible for giving away trillions of American tax dollars to foreign interests, as well as being complicit in some of those foreign interests in undermining what should have been a free and fair election should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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Insanejub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except, in context, that is not at all what Cruz said.

You fucking kidding me OP?

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Alienus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Senator Ted Cruz

Here's a nice anagram for him;

Treason EZ turd.

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RedPillMakesEmSqueal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Is it possible he was talking about pantifa and the traitorous "elected" officials in the building? C'mon corn pop.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I reject that until he differentiates them.

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skylardreamsicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am so tired of all of these ratfuck pissants backstabbing their base over, and over, and over again.

How many times do they think they can get away with it? Do they not see the righteous anger of the populace? They are playing a dangerous game with the American public.

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dude_bro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arrest the Kavanaugh protestors who sieged too then Lyin Ted

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AllahFubar 2 points ago +2 / -0

The list of patriots representing us grows shorter, and sadly will continue to shrink.

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Ichabod 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you wave people in and point directions are they terrorists?

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easedel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reason they are doing this, cause it was mostly white people.

Reason they didn't bother doing this during any of the BLM riots, because they weren't mostly white. They would have gotten slammed in the media and forced to resign/step down etc.

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good_entity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he’s referring to the antifa kids posing as us?

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Patriots_Spike 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many cucks willing to stab someone in the back to retain just a little power. Sad.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never Trust a short Canadian

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Magastreammedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd say I'll never vote for him but with rigged elections, who knows where my vote will wind up

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midwestgal 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of these statements coming out just make us love and admire Trump more. He truly was alone fighting the swamp. He always had us, though, and he always will.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's call him up and remind him who he serves. TX is not a forgiving state

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Based_Inward 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHA

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45squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

My list for president in 2024 (if we pretend we actually have a choice via vote):

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AdeptTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

This piece of shit career is over. Voting or no voting his name will be famous for three things, zodiac killer memes, step mom porn and stabbing the nation in the back.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't seem to have a problem when hundreds of people stormed the capitol building during the Kavanaugh confirmation. I believe they called it "brave."

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Tacsol5 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't thinknhes talking about "us". Antifa/blm people led the charge at the capitol building.

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Jeansranch4Christ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go to www.antifa.com Pretty much exposes everything but I keep getting censored elsewhere

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't they just say ANTIFA did this!!??

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Jeansranch4Christ 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did. Go to www.antifa.com

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back to Lying Ted it is, bitch..