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Silencemennow 89 points ago +89 / -0

4chan could find that guy within hours based on his shoes. Why do we pay the fbi again?

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UwUwU 31 points ago +32 / -1

I honestly dont see how its possible to do this shit in this day and age, cameras literally everywhere

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Thiswillbeintheexam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy movie quality silicone facemasks preferably black, then "wear a mask" on top. and gloves.

Bingo bango bongo; you're not getting caught without DNA and an admission.

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong, gait recognition is far more accurate than facial recognition. If you aren't doing the stanky leg everywhere then you are gonna get caught!