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TheGhostHost 24 points ago +24 / -0

WouldSmash45

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Gatsby2x4 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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Two_Scoops__ 6 points ago +6 / -0

He wouldn't if she were the last one on the planet. He'd get on Elon's rocket and look for some young alien ass on Mars

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grab 'em by the plorpdlorps.

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njb425 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hmmmmmmm... Depends?

get it?

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SodiumSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations you have officially won this comment section! 🥳

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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leonine6 4 points ago +4 / -0

First laugh I've had in a couple days, thanks!!

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

hunter2

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're probably not pros so didn't know to do something like dump the RAM, not just the disk, to a portable storage device. Just do strings on RAM and it'll probably have the passwords in plaintext. I suspect if someone took it they bricked the physical access compromise by grabbing it and left with a brick.

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Pathwalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try "Soros". That's pretty close to Satan...

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MrsHart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her favorite ice cream

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Fudgepack Ripple."

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MakinBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

"fucktrump" or "fucktrump2020" betcha

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

trumpisapoophead

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MakinBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is probably closer to her iq level

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

ben&jerrys

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Ldyluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chocolate ice cream

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JaneMN 2 points ago +2 / -0

vodkaFlavHairspray

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grey Goose

Lemmon 714

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's "password"

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm drunk but I've made some programs to help with password hacking and brute forcing specifically to help with breaking FDA by providing an optimal sub search space making it easy to produce human like passwords.

Unfortunately I'm in the UK so don't send me the data. Although I'm trust worthy it's on principle. Don't send it to another party unless you are 100% sure. Never send to aliens.

You can perhaps give a partial though. Maybe the first few blocks and just enough to crack the password. Don't send out the whole slab though to unknown agents.

If someone has the data think before disseminating recklessly.

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VictorLaszlo20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cake

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Greyhound69 2 points ago +2 / -0

ragingcunt ?

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W1nn7ngTrad7ti6n 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shocker ✊🏿

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

PurpleWaffle

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RighteousHo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna go with THUNDERCUNT1234

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did anyone look under her mousepad? In her top desk drawer on a Post-It, under a pile of paper clips?

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vodka1234!

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Libertynfreedom4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killbabies

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xdrunkagainx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pizza party

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Redked 1 point ago +1 / -0

botoxislife666

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Unapologetic 1 point ago +1 / -0

AnimatedCorpse666

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

MeCunt

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SodiumSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta be "china$$$"

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ErikaBeachler2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imacunt

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Starxteel -1 points ago +1 / -2

"I've already tried Satan" HAHAHA 🤣