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muslimporn 30 points ago +31 / -1

If I heard I was going to be arrested, tried and convicted for terrorism then I'd rush out to commit a bit of terrorism before they catch me and I miss my chance.

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UpTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

The guy who sat in pelosi's chair has turned himself in and is now facing 1 year in prison

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muslimporn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Worth it if you ask me.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a felony (year in prison) I'd have shat on the desk and pissed on the chair.

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would shit in her gob for a tenner but it turns out it's already occupied. She's a gobshite.