This is sad but I laughed because one way I embarrassed my wife was when we went into Famous Footwear for her to shop shoes, I'd walk over to the tallest pump, carry it up to the closest sales associate, and ask them if they had it in a men's size 12.
You'll be able to tell when this happens because threads from grown men asking for advice about women's footwear will become common.
This is sad but I laughed because one way I embarrassed my wife was when we went into Famous Footwear for her to shop shoes, I'd walk over to the tallest pump, carry it up to the closest sales associate, and ask them if they had it in a men's size 12.
That is hilarious and I would love you for that if I were your wife.
Awww shucks.