Pizza Hut has better chain of custody than US elections
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posted ago by Johnfox13
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If only we'd ordered our election at Pizza Hut.
One Donald Trump please. Size YUGE with bigly pepperonis and a Diet Coke
Too bad Pizza Hut only has Pepsi products.
NYET. Unacceptable.
Indeed...
What about Dominos?
I'm about to find out. I bet it'll be delivered unsealed by a BIDEN HARRIS campaign bus.
Nah Dominos just puts your pizza on the floor outside your door and walks away because muh covid. (It depends on the delivery driver really.)
Sometimes they seal the box with some kind of receipt sticker.
PUT PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL IN CHARGE OF OUR ELECTIONS NOW
Everyone knows Pizza Hut utilized Domino's ovens to steal the pizza delivery from Li'l Caesar's. Their pizza progress bar said that the pizza was in the oven for hours before a ranch tank burst, allegedly, causing them to stop cooking for the evening. Then, at three in the morning, after everyone supposedly went home, the progress bar jumped from cooking to delivered just like that.
This fraud cannot stand. We all know it'd be Papa John's running the show, not Pizza Hut, and they'd bend over backwards to Cici's. The kitchen raid at Pizza Ranch proved there was outside order interference from all the major chains.
At this point, I'm just waiting for Li'l Caesar's to use the emergency delivery notification system to tell us all we need to know: "Pizza, Pizza."
Hahaha. That's RAYCIST!! RAYSIZMS!
Did anyone order me a plain cheese
Yeah, but if you want it someones going to have to barf it up!
Pizza is violence.
Just get used to nonsensical statements. That's all you're gonna hear, from now onwards, from them.
Except the paper ballots probably taste better
LMAO, yes those are absolutely secure devices!
The one on the bottom is about to fall off on its own.
I get the joke though. Well done!