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Hanging_Chad 124 points ago +125 / -1

Wear bulletproof turtlenecks

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donjongun 64 points ago +65 / -1

I'll use Mitch McConnell as a "human" shield. Using the word "human" loosely here, because swamp creatures aren't humans.

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Wtf_socialismreally 54 points ago +55 / -1

See, that's the kind of rhetoric that got us all in this position.

He's an interdimensional lizard-vampire-goblin tribrid.

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donjongun 18 points ago +18 / -0

KEK.

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Art-Vandelay41 12 points ago +12 / -0

He had us in the first half not gonna lie

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havemydata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally.

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Blacktalon 1 point ago +1 / -0

does that make him more or less bulletproof?

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RexCollumSilvarum 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would work; turtle shells are bulletproof.

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matrik 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huwomen

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Dr0neRec0very 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't know if you noticed, but that fucker who shot our patriot was a LITERAL smooth brain! Did you SEE the weird, flat, 45 degree forehead on that cabal bastard??? Do we know which one it was, yet?

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

I noticed that right away. My first thought: GUN!!! My second thought: WTF is up with that guy's forehead?

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahaha

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a messed-up face if his forehead detracts from pointing a gun at a dozen+ unarmed civilians (with a SWAT team milling around them.)

>I'm still studying the video(s) but: my initial impression is that the shooter targets others in the group before firing. (He seems to take aim a couple of times, deciding who/when to shoot.) Note the guy back-to-the-wall with his hands up, he may not be responding to the gunshot: he may have been targeted just before she was. I want to hear his eyewitness account, and I'm also perusing the videos for a clear view of him in the 5 seconds before the shot: I'm not sure if his hands go up in reaction to the shot, or was he already hands-up upon being targeted ("Hands Up Guy" to the right of the hallway is standing very close to Ashli before/immediately afterward.)

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Rock_Knutne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hooey

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OakiaPyre 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this video was a bunch of bullshit all the way up to the third playback where they do it in stop motion, ... then I realized shit was wonkey when you could see him aim away , fire, then aim back. And the fact his aim was not upward towards where "Ashli's" neck would be. IDK real funny business

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is it? I don't click on outside links here.

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

i want to laught at this joke, but i just can't.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +3 / -1

When there are SWAT cops carrying ARs behind you, not doing anything to prevent you from entering, you may just feel emboldened to go ahead and do so...

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Apollopnir 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dc police are all badge traitors.

So no. No sympathy.