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“I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard!” - Donald J. Trump (January 6, 2021) (media.patriots.win)             MAGA            
posted ago by Dukeremington ago by Dukeremington +6065 / -4
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– donjongun 64 points ago +65 / -1

I'll use Mitch McConnell as a "human" shield. Using the word "human" loosely here, because swamp creatures aren't humans.

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– Wtf_socialismreally 54 points ago +55 / -1

See, that's the kind of rhetoric that got us all in this position.

He's an interdimensional lizard-vampire-goblin tribrid.

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– donjongun 18 points ago +18 / -0

KEK.

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– Art-Vandelay41 12 points ago +12 / -0

He had us in the first half not gonna lie

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– havemydata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally.

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– Blacktalon 1 point ago +1 / -0

does that make him more or less bulletproof?

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– deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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– RexCollumSilvarum 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would work; turtle shells are bulletproof.

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– matrik 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huwomen

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