Back in the olden days, you'd shoot your enemy and then take their ammo, perpetuating violence like a daisychain limited only by the number of strung out bullets you could find.
Now, it'd be like "Score! One hundred commies dead in one day, that's a new personal record! Time to go see what the spoils of war are... uh... okay. I've got 73 weaponized pink dildos, 27 purple assault dildos, 99 buttplugs in assorted colors and furry designs, a rusted bike lock on a chain without a key, several cardboard signs, and one dull replica Japanese katana. FUCK. Anyone want to trade? Looking for ammo here folks, any caliber, any quantity. What's that, Jimmy, you've been out for weeks, now you're just throwing tampons at the enemies? Christ, and that actually kills them? 8 confirmed in the last hour? Well, shit. Alright, I'll take a dozen boxes of whatever you've got in heavy flow."
but currently very expensive
Back in the olden days, you'd shoot your enemy and then take their ammo, perpetuating violence like a daisychain limited only by the number of strung out bullets you could find.
Now, it'd be like "Score! One hundred commies dead in one day, that's a new personal record! Time to go see what the spoils of war are... uh... okay. I've got 73 weaponized pink dildos, 27 purple assault dildos, 99 buttplugs in assorted colors and furry designs, a rusted bike lock on a chain without a key, several cardboard signs, and one dull replica Japanese katana. FUCK. Anyone want to trade? Looking for ammo here folks, any caliber, any quantity. What's that, Jimmy, you've been out for weeks, now you're just throwing tampons at the enemies? Christ, and that actually kills them? 8 confirmed in the last hour? Well, shit. Alright, I'll take a dozen boxes of whatever you've got in heavy flow."
Lmao you got me at the replica katana
(thousand-folded plastic)
It's cheaper than communism.