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Guillotifa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everyone called up for jury duty just pretend to be psycho libs to avoid being weeded out....

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bangbus 7 points ago +8 / -1

“I don’t like Orange Man. He was a violent fascist dictator. I can dispense justice.”

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eat15pizzas 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah his own lawyer will dismiss you. gotta act clueless about politics

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Lankyevilme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm on the list for fed jury duty in 2 weeks, I was gonna try to get out of it, but now I think i'd better go and act stupid.

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