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webthing 78 points ago +78 / -0

Which Gulag is he going into?

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Lovepede 34 points ago +34 / -0

I wouldn't normally do jury duty, but for this jury duty I would aim to please the panel. After declaring not guilty I would ask to make a statement. "Dear AG, FUCK YOU!"

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CantStumpTheTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

Nullification is a thing.

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Vivadiscordia 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not if the jury selection process is rigged.

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bangbus 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yep. Due process doesn’t exist if your politics are wrong. Every pede must read Gulag Archipelago.

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wtsnaks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always do, so many bitch ass crimes prosecutors are ready to bring on people.

You can flip a whole jury with logic as long as you remain "neutral" during selection.

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DonaldTrumpForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black site in Uzbeckistanlandville.

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Liquid_Hot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straight to gitmo