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Lovepede 34 points ago +34 / -0

I wouldn't normally do jury duty, but for this jury duty I would aim to please the panel. After declaring not guilty I would ask to make a statement. "Dear AG, FUCK YOU!"

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CantStumpTheTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

Nullification is a thing.

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Vivadiscordia 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not if the jury selection process is rigged.

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bangbus 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yep. Due process doesn’t exist if your politics are wrong. Every pede must read Gulag Archipelago.

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MMXX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last time I was called to appear for jury duty, I showed up with a notepad and pen. When the voir dire started, I started taking notes, and before my number was called, the prosecutor just pointed at me and said "you, you can go home." No questions. Just taking notes made me suspect. He wanted someone that would do as their told, not think critically.

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wtsnaks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always do, so many bitch ass crimes prosecutors are ready to bring on people.

You can flip a whole jury with logic as long as you remain "neutral" during selection.