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TboneJake84 9 points ago +9 / -0

He must have been fasting, because I would have taken the biggest shit in that desk in the history of shits.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 6 points ago +6 / -0

I told my family in our group chat the same thing. Literally saving up a 3-day long Chipotle binge.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to stare them in the eyes and assert dominance. You will then be respected while your bowl movement is released into freedom.