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GaryJackson 77 points ago +86 / -9

Bingo. At this stage in my life I believe that most conspiracy theories are actually partly true. I know this sounds like a troll but I honestly believe it. Maybe I'm nuts but I think the world is crazier than I am. I imagine a world where every single conspiracy theory is true. There are Elder Gods, aliens, demons, Bigfoot. There really are Satanic sex cults that run most of the world AND secret government agencies filled with serial killers mean to keep us in line. We may actually be clones and robots. It's probably not even really 2020. It could be 4952 and we keep getting replicated upon death with no memory of the last death.

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Awakened 47 points ago +47 / -0

Who have you been talking to you? This was all supposed to be a big secret.

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brogarn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait! Why did you just confirm everything?!

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Awakened 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obviously we have to start all over now.

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QanonIsMyDad 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAOOOOO

This is why I fucking love this community and why I come here! .win is the best. We have the best shitposters don't we folks?

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Ariel125 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who the fuck is shitposting? ;)

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

You tell ‘em Ariel.

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PieceOfParchment7 7 points ago +10 / -3

Bigfoot does not fucking exist.

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Brute 73 points ago +73 / -0

Bullshit, he was First Lady for 8 years.

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theReallyRealRJ 21 points ago +21 / -0

That’s-a a spicy-a meat-a-ball-a!

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Legionnaire0311 12 points ago +12 / -0

You win.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes!

<<<GRINS>>>

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's an insult to Bigfoot, man. I mean, ma'am.

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes!

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Godfrey_of_Bouillon 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the fact that people are in denial of bigfoot that makes him so fuckin effective

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goodbeerbetterviews2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Out of all of those...Bigfoot is the least reasonable to you lol

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Cancelled1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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USADNA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure Q said he did, so

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crazyjackel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe that each conspiracy theory is true in a really mundane way. At least the government ones... the satanic sex cults exist, but most of the followers think its some type of cultural thing, until they are thoroughly brainwashed/blackmailed, the spirit cooking shit and all. There're secret government agencies filled with serial killers, except they recruited from foreign countries and their job is to be think tank to figure out how to cover up murders using their experience. They then communicate those methods to other departments.

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theReallyRealRJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

AND the frogs are turning gay.