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ConvergenceMan 70 points ago +71 / -1

Twitter stock dropped 5% tonight. Just a drop in the bucket right now, but who knows what will happen next?

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MrPoorRichard 30 points ago +31 / -1

Bought puts yesterday....ty twitter

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Musicbymuzak 11 points ago +12 / -1

How much? Newbie to the market here and I really wanna profit from their crash n burn

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ConvergenceMan 34 points ago +34 / -0

Lol only if you want to gamble your money. The stock market hasn't been obeying ANY of the traditional rules this last year because of all the Fed market manipulation. Stocks that should go up, go down - and vice versa.

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Arkaea 1 point ago +1 / -0

You aren't joking. I dabbled in stocks a decade ago and everything either flatlined or depreciated. I lost money. Terrible at it.

Back when oil was less than a penny in April or so I dove in hard, and tripled my money. I'm terrible at the market. I was amazing at the upside down market.

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Leftish 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's what you want to do. Wait till January 31st before jumping in, there might be a big market correction after the 20th. Then put all the money youre willing to invest in a low fee, unmanaged Index Fund.

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TrumpWonMyHeart 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way. I have seen too many newbies lost money trying to predict the market. Gambling is fun though.

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MrPoorRichard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Different prices for diff expirations ad strikes. Google yahoo twitter put chainupon market open. I paid 1.21 worth 5.86 two days later

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain 12 points ago +12 / -0

7% including the regular day market price.

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davidmode 8 points ago +8 / -0

5%? Thats huge actually

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NomadicKrow2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me hold a dollar, big patriot.

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Worldtraveler0405 1 point ago +1 / -0

Invest in Parler?

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AmericanGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually, 5% is a massive fucking deal.