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NowIKnowMyACBs 55 points ago +55 / -0

LOL. I needed a laugh. Thank you.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Absolutely! We need to cheer up our fellow deplorables!

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MastaJoda 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bikes and boats and accidental motorcycle selections until I die, if necessary.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahaha

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Erkme73 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just so you know, it appears that only the first page matters. Twice now, I only picked the boat/bike on the first page, and just hit submit without clicking anything else on the second page. and it worked.]

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theReallyRealRJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of the time 4chan worked to poison the well of CAPTCHA by specifying “penis” as the second word no matter what it actually was.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh hell yeah!

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Clarence_Thomas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you seen the one that's a four wheel bicycle lawn mower!! LMAO I didn't know what to click

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

clever bastards

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theSystemthrowa 0 points ago +1 / -1

Saw your wife at the rally lol she a patriots finaly a decent lobbyist if you get what I mean no discount on her misses thomas the REAL DEAL

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Sdollar456 26 points ago +26 / -0

I’ll take the bikes over the boats any day. Rumor is, if you do it enough times, you’ll get to pick the airplane pictures. That’s what I’m holding out for

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4more 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish it was simpler like a picture of Biden and trump and the question who is your president?

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Yohan_Galt [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

if dominion was running this it would switch to Biden anyways

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Yohan_Galt [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes!

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dmgice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooooooo! Und der hubschrauber?

I once had to memorize a conversation because my G.I.Joe helicopter landed on a balcony in Idstein. (Home of the Pelosi Tower) I had to memorize asking for my helicopter and apologizing if it caused damage. The neighbor knew English though......

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WesternCarnival 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its not a boat, its a freaking ship.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

my mind is blown when a houseboat is an option

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WeAreGonnaWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kayak is not a boat 😤 -bot-

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GarnetDragon 6 points ago +6 / -0

What does President Trump call kayaks? Fake canoes (fake news)! ba dum tss

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KeepingAmericaGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, they're minerals. Jesus, Marie!

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thistlemitten 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sings in Queen: I want to click my bicyCLE! I want to click my biiiiike!

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LastNameNull 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I would click 500 bikes And I would click 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha!

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TeaPartySon 5 points ago +5 / -0

i am 72 but born MAGA, I just wanted to retire but I will run in my area if you convince me.

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Coeus314 8 points ago +8 / -0

I dont mind! I feel the site runs so much faster without all these CCP bots on it!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly!

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

.... just to be the man that clicked 5000 bicycles to wind up at your door... dadaluda! dadaluda!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well played, well played

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wave1994 5 points ago +5 / -0

Real question. Are motorcycles counted as bicycles this?

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just do it quickly, Seems to work. If my first reaction is bike, then i click it, even if I quickly notice it's something else, seems to work anyway. I'm not going to help a machine identify bikes for evil google.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

No... well, I didn't click them and I was let in.

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Dirk_Diggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

The part that concerns me is that the AI that we are teaching by identifying these things REALLY wants to know how to identify these modes of transportation.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

give me a case of beer to click and I will breach this barrier in seconds!

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inthebreeze711 4 points ago +4 / -0

YOU KNOW I WILL CLICK A THOUSAND BOATS SO I CAN JUST SEE YOU.....TONITE!!!! *PIANO PLAYING

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn, I want a boat, much easier to find... these damn bikes are hiding in bushes!

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thesalmonkid 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEY MODS CAN WE GET TRAITORS AND PATRIOTS INSTEAD OF BICYCLES AND BOATS

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thesalmonkid 2 points ago +2 / -0

OR FAKE NEWS OUTLETS

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

no we are talkin turkey

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thesalmonkid 2 points ago +2 / -0

OR FAKE NEWS OUTLETS

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SJBHamilton 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about a captcha that says,

Who legitimately won the 2020 election ?

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Frog_Anne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha! I keep putting so much thought into it, you'd think it was an end-of-term final. Does a motorcycle count? Surely not. Is that a plane? No, no, I think that's water. Why is that pic so dark? I almost missed a bike!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

bikes are tricky, when they start asking for hypodermic syringes I start drinking

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

you'll get there, have patience young pede

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antimatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will bake your noodle.. All we are doing is training their A.I to break the captcha of other sites. You can mess up an image or 2 and it lets you in, if you do messup it will degrade the accuracy of the A.I.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m more of a boat person.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

we don't discriminate here based on click preferences

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ScrewReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I would click 500 bikes

And I would click 500 more

Just to be that man who clicked a thousand bikes

to shitpost at your door

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Qubicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I WILL CLICK EVERY BICYCLE AND BOAT UNTIL THE VERY END

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn right!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES!

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Republic_or_Nothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOl we should be click pepe's

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

its good practice for something I am sure of it!

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Snugmeatsocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boats here

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lucky

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donaldthrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

And-a I would click five hundred bikes, and-a I would click five hundred more

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brian4r 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking love it!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES!

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johnbillaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boats and bikes.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

shit yeah!

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Triptrop702 2 points ago +2 / -0

But will you click a boat?

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have clicked many a boat, its the flying bats that get tricky

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll think of this every time I have to click the god damned bicycles or boats captcha. o7 FREEEEEEDOM!

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Riptide0673 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more?

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chaletschuss3467 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same same hahahah

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

onward and upward!

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RenandStimpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my god, great laugh, thank you!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

you are welcome pede!

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Klandathu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I logged in through Tor earlier just to make sure Chrome wasn't fucking with TDW and it made me identify over a hundred boats and bicycles...

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol! holy crap... I'd give you a medal for valor fellow pede!

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Docjeng 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth! And does it matter if it’s a bike or motorcycle? I have spent way too much of my life contemplating this 😳

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

not sure, i don't click the motorcycles

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neokulak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worst case, we are training drones to hunt hipsters on bicycles.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

one can dream

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theReallyRealRJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boats, bicycles, and boat-cycles will be the TDw meme of choice in 2021!

Oh, also, if this is the culmination of years of CAPTCHA clicks apparently you can take down a rogue AI by asking it to identify a boat or a bike.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh hell yeah!

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GetRightNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the boats that got me. Maybe I'll buy one so I can lose my guns in an accident before Biden takes them away.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

'accident' ... i read ya, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you have to start selecting helicopters you know things are about to go down.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stepped away from my computer for 5 minutes.... 7 more bikes down!

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to click a boat... full of illegal aliens!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

thats not a boat, its 76 oil drums made to look like a boat!

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just figured the oil drums were on a boat.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHA

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TeaPartySon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn the Boats Full Speed Ahead!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIRTY SECONDS!!!!! (heading into Omaha Beach)

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TR1UMPhUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

10000× 10000! All the bikes and boats for my president!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

EXACTLY!

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peapodchu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am the bicycle Randy

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Crucial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Td.win: our bicycles will bl out the sun!!!!

Me: Then we shall shit post in the shade!

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Yohan_Galt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS IS THE DONALD DOT WIN!!!!

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Crucial 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the part where we kick Nancy into the pit in minecraft, right?

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trashpanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol !!! I needed a chuckle today. Thanks Pede.

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

anytime pede!

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwhahahaha! - Best meme I've seen in a while!

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

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suitcasegate 2 points ago +2 / -0

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess we're bicycle & boat merchants now

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Yohan_Galt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

do we accept pede bucks?