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Melania with the defiance!! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by cnn_can_dox_my_balls ago by cnn_can_dox_my_balls +4262 / -3
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leet23 369 points ago +371 / -2

Bet that is Trump really lol

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Shitposter69 211 points ago +211 / -0

"Hey honey, can I use your twitter account? They banned mine"

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snuggs316 109 points ago +110 / -1

ahem. prez maga always says, "darling."

"darling, may i use your twitter account? they banned mine."

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Shitposter69 35 points ago +35 / -0

Got me there

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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snuggs316 2 points ago +2 / -0

happy to be wrong. that's fricken adorable.

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Kenrailae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or First Lady, cause he likes to call her First Lady. Don't forget that one!

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Ichabod 50 points ago +50 / -0

"Sure, but when your are done shit posting I've got to plan how to redecorate for the next term."

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TheDespotofCartoons 38 points ago +38 / -0

I heard that heads on pikes will be all the rage...

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FullAutoFlintlock 7 points ago +8 / -1

read the first hand accounts of the Aztecs.. flaying people alive and running around town in their skins....

...make Azteca great again

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Theravenswillstarve 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well she is a lizard wearing a human skin so..

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

imagine the smell

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t have to imagine - I’ve seen Pelosi.

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havax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump walking in the Rose Garden: "Honey, I really like the decorations, but the schifty schiff head is getting pretty rank, can we throw some perfume on it or toss it out or something?"

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HiddenDekuScrub 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, come to think of it, does Melania ever talk like that?

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HockeyMom4Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

I don't know. When they released that tape of her on the phone I fell in love with her attitude. I would totally be friends with her!

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lixa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve got to listen to that at some pt.

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's all "Fuck those Christmas decorations!"

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RS34ME 77 points ago +77 / -0

I was thinking the same.🤣

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magabirdlady 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh yeah hahaha

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PewPew_ThaDuK 64 points ago +64 / -0

you know, i bet most people may think Trump is the one with the backbone and all. But really, it all comes from Melania and her faith

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TDCRedpill 57 points ago +57 / -0

Never underestimate the power of a man with a solid woman woman behind him. He is indomitable and she is invaluable.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 19 points ago +19 / -0

it changes everything

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's true. My wife told me we'd weather this storm together and fight if we have to.

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Hanging_Chad 7 points ago +8 / -1

There's a potential tranny joke somewhere in this

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Weero 7 points ago +7 / -0

a solid woman woman

kek, it's a good thing she's not a man woman like Big Mike.

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LexaBinsr -5 points ago +1 / -6

inb4 Melania backstabs him, honestly I don't trust her

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

(hijacking: looks like this isn’t real, but it made me smile, so I’ll leave it up. She’s still here in our hearts ♥️)

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Give it a shitpost flair, then.

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Leiloni 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed I was going to say the same thing.

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DebbieinDallas 218 points ago +219 / -1

She grew up under communism. She knows stuff.

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BeeSizzle 37 points ago +37 / -0

She knows people did some things

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TheWinningNeverStops 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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MyAuntFanny 120 points ago +121 / -1

They always underestimate her!

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asdf1234567 51 points ago +52 / -1

They always underestimate the whole family!!

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alfredbester 31 points ago +31 / -0

and us

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Fenuuk 102 points ago +103 / -1

god i love trump hes such a troll the kek's

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0io- 47 points ago +47 / -0

unfortunately I don't see this post on her account, i believe it's a shitpost (which is not great right now when there is legitimate concern for the well-being of the whole Trump family.)

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Fenuuk 17 points ago +19 / -2

trump jr is tweeted earlier they are fine trumps on parlour

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cuntard 6 points ago +6 / -0

you gotta post sources to back that up dude

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one is Trump's? I see the family but I don't see one for Trump himself.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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DJ_NeckFace 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's taunting them and I LOVE IT

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Thedon202024 51 points ago +57 / -6

Fake

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thunderpussy 30 points ago +30 / -0

She know what communism looks like up close and personal.

Anyone who has lived under communism knows it's foul stench from a mile away and loathes it.

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TheFountainhead 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which is why it’s a sign of God’s Providence that she is by the president’s side to guide him

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havemydata 28 points ago +29 / -1

Imagine how wonderful it would have been if she had gotten even a sliver of a respect she deserves for being one of the most captivating and wonderful First Ladies this country has ever had.

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bratt 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope she knows and understands how much we love and respect her. May God protect them in this dangerous time.

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plaaaa 5 points ago +5 / -0

We respect her. That's what matters. Fashion Industry is fullnof creeps like Terry Richardson.

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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pithys 4 points ago +4 / -0

wish it was because it would show she's still behind potus

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BeerMan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty sure POTUS is behind her... HEY-YO

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SpezWifesBoyfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Giggity

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Mellifleur 22 points ago +23 / -1

Mark this as a shitpost, it's fake.

So much fake fucking news spreading by dumb ass little kids right now, thinking they are cute.

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Berkshire10 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, not helpful.

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ColonelTravis 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ask your feminist friends (god help you) about Melania, and keep a camera rolling.

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Waredodooday1 10 points ago +11 / -1

Link? I just looked at both the twitters and I didn't see that.

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RivalPipe 9 points ago +9 / -0

🔥🔥🔥

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Bazzellle 6 points ago +6 / -0

♥️♥️♥️ many prayers her way!!!!!

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

Melania is a class act all the way through it all. I love her as first lady.

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NeilPatrickCarrot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake

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juttup42 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't real.. =(

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duckstuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not real but hilarious

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, shitpost got me. I so wanted this to be real.

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Commiethrasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope she gives DJT a nice BJ tonight.

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trump20202024 6 points ago +6 / -0

guys, best bj ever waves hands and i knooow bjs

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charwoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out.

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axrevolutionai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be best!

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cdnthought 3 points ago +3 / -0

MARK AS SHITPOST

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ChargingLighthorse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love Melania, but your username Fren got my updoot if I’m honest ;)

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freespeechbot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's my First Lady! What a woman!

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QEBL486 3 points ago +3 / -0

God, I love her!

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I said, "First Lady! What's Slovenian for 'molon labe'?"

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Rubberbunnies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno....

“tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk”

or

“bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak”

or

“wsshhhhh............................... KABOOM”

are universal ways to say molon labe to backstabbing communist filth.

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a nuke drops on a commie-infested city, does anyone hear it?

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Talledega 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love my FLOTUS

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MAGA_marQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump still has the POTUS account right? Or did the long noses take that too

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BrrrWellDamnAye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle Obama wants to silence dissent

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE LOVE POTUS AND FLOTUS

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MrPussyWhiskers 2 points ago +2 / -0

All hail Melania! Our Queen Empress The exalted and righteous The flower of the universe Illuminated Wife of GEOTUS Mother of Baron The source of meme magic And protector of frogs.

ALL HAIL MELANIA!

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Haven91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love her!!!

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Crusher1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Miss info should be announced in the fine print , at least , my dude. Bad form .

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mrpancakes16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shitpost.

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Moniie 2 points ago +2 / -0

This ain’t her😂 This is Trump

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UnauthorizedCaranx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has this been deleted by the twat nazis?

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not real. See flair and my reply on the top comment

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our Empress us a Based Bad Ass, change my mind.

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

based.

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TheCat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not assume any Trump social media accounts are real unless they are verified. So on Parler it should have a gold badge.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump whispers sweet troll maga messages for her to tweet for him.

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axrevolutionai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texts her a rare pepe to post for him...Melania having to decide whether to take him right then and there or just post the tweet

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SBDAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they wonder why we like these guys...

First FLOTUS in history who would post that!

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dart832 1 point ago +1 / -0

That made me genuinely smile! Breath of fresh air vibe coming from her post lol

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bubbadubs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was hoping this was real lol

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol that's totally Donald

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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fponick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Went there and couldn’t find this post. ???????

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pinchitony 1 point ago +2 / -1

Either fake or deleted

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Someonewhosaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

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OwnaLib87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump like “bb quick, gimme ur phone.”

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SvbHvman 1 point ago +1 / -0

You idiots. That's the President telling us he is still here. He can be reached via @FLOTUS.

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