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Agent_Orange 49 points ago +49 / -0

Forget about HQ, go for the infrastructure. Servers, networks, command and control.

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Darwyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a backhoe and dig that fiber up out on the street and take a chainsaw to it. I'm a networking guy. I know what terrifies me... make sure after you make the cut you move a few feet down the fiber and make a second cut or third. Those fiber stretching machines are hella hard to operate. (that's a joke... you can't patch that shit when its double or tipple cut like that. It creates a monumental mess.)

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

You, sir, are a thinking man. I like it!

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

That commie bird gives him every reason to invoke EO 13848, seize their assets, and commandeer thei platform to spew out the MAGA message to every corner od cyberspace.

WHAT'S STOPPING HIM?!!!

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RealRedneck 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Ashburn it is.

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Build_the_Narwhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly this, and the same for all media.

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on Nerds the world needs you now more than ever. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLIivrA3g0