I can tell you right now if the CCP even thinks about launching a bike and/or boat attack on us we will see that shit coming from miles away.
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posted ago by Sekoms
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THE BOATS AND BICYCLES ARE COMING! THE BOATS AND BICYCLES ARE COMING!
And honestly, it ain't all that easy picking out the boat and bike pictures on a cell phone. Sort of whack a mole.
Haha, it's even difficult on my PC sometimes because of the "First-person view" angles.. What the fuck am I even looking at?!
Unless it’s just a mast! The fuck do you do with that?! Then they won.
Bastards!
And what am I supposed to think of a kayak? I can’t assume xir’s boatiness!
That’s gonna get you a stay in the docks, fren. Dry dock.
It’s especially ugly when you’ve been drinking and blurry eyed from internet staring all day
Right there with you, fren. I start panic clicking. It’s awful 😢
China bike Calvary and covert tactical fishing teams spotted on the west coast.
It sounds funny, but the north Vietnamese actually had a significant tactical advantage when they began using bicycles instead of cargo trucks to transport ammo and military supplies along the Ho Chi Minh Road It was harder for us to trace and destroy large amounts of supplies or capture troops in one raid and they could use small less accessible paths with better tree cover. So the commies have been using tactical bikes for awhile.
This pede surges in.
To be fair, they stole that idea from WWI and WWII.
Which was stolen from ET. because....
ALIENS!
Thought that was the walkie-talkies.
Hahaha 🤣 Thats the effing truth!
Is a jet ski a boat? Asking for friend.
I saw water!! It counts
I'm dying. Thanks.. I needed that!
The jokes and shit posts are what will keep this place great and steamrolling Reddit. Reddit hasn’t made me laugh out loud in years. This place is unapologetically funny, less than a day after what was supposedly the last.
Chinese bicycles with blue paint and the smell of Democratic corruption.
Lead based paint
i missed one boat to make this comment.
My pronouns are Boat/Bicycle
What if it's a motorcycle and a bicycle and you're not sure how specific the CCP wants you to be?
Thats some funny shit Pede!
ONE if by Bike, TWO if by Boat 🚴♂️💡 ⚔️ 🛥️ 💡💡 🇺🇸
LOL, best post of the day.
worth 5 hours on this site to see this, love it
[Leonardo Dicaprio champagne glass toast as Gatsby]
These Chinese military is the definition of useless.
That's why they had to corrupt people to subvert us.
Yep, I'll be able to say, "That's a fuckin' chicom boat if I ever saw one. I would know, I've got a PhD in boatology from thedonald.win."
Sooo many boats and bicycles! What about bicycle boats?
Lmao
Didn't think I would smile this soon.
Unless they use those bike/ boat combos. Those always mess me up.
I accidentally selected a plane once, I thought crap, but still got through. It current appear to be that picky. Perhaps it’s learning. Just pick three or four and try moving on?
bwahahaha
They are all Chinese bikes!!!!
Chinese bikes are asshoe!
I've already spotted a bunch of illegals trying to take boats over what could be the Rio Grande.
Despite growing up legless and in the mid-west, I CAN SPOT A BOAT OR BIKE A MILE AWAY!
that's like $2000 in toilet paper
Brah! XD
thank you...needed this! hahaha
Lord, how true! I have been clicking on little bitty pictures for days, Fellow Pedes. I can take watch, happy to do my part!
I laughed. Thank you 😁
MAAA! More meatloaf!
Thanks for the laugh. 🤣
I was just thinking today I am getting real good with this bike and boat thing. How can I monetize it?
First time I've actually laughed in a few days, thank you!
Okay, I am giving you an enthusiastic upDonald! Big belly laughs out loud!
(We will gladly click all the bicycles and boats necessary to keep this place humming, but it's okay to laugh about it along the way. Love you guys!)
This made me laugh thank you. And so freakin’ true. I’m ready! 🧐
Watch out for bike tunnels
Lol
I needed this. Thank you.
I needed this laugh, thank you Pede!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! omg this rocks
Thank you. I got done good laughter medicine out of that one!
Lol omg this shit is hilarious
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... choke choke .. BWAHAHAA SAVAGE !!!!
https://thedonald.win/p/11RhTaqofx/hint-you-only-need-to-click-on-o/
Fucking gold 😂