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Gadaffi 23 points ago +23 / -0

If You name yourself "Donald J. Trump" you will have your account suspended for violations of Twitter's parody account TOS. You MUST put a word like "NOT" or "Parody" in the name or face suspension. I have gotten dozens of "Donald J. Trump" accounts removed, personally. They have not once denied one of my violation reports (Liberal accounts, too) I know every rule of Twitter parody accounts. I used to hang with @MaxineVVaters

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KAGwave [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

How quick are the suspensions?

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Gadaffi 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just need someone to report you. Twitter usually got back to me within 12 hours that they had received my report, and it would usually take them two days to find my report valid and delete the account. One of the accts I got suspended had 137,000 followers lol

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KAGwave [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think anybody here wants to be on Twitter more than 12 hours, so this could work.

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AngriestBart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but we want shitpost there all the time at this point and now you need phone numbers to register.

I know it's 5$ for sim but 100 accounts=500$, not mentioning new email

To many steps for effective trolling

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KAGwave [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice job! The perfect post for it too.

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maga_mama_757 3 points ago +3 / -0

HA! Nice post choice!

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MrVegan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did it & retweeted yours

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Farage_massage 2 points ago +2 / -0

You say that as if my account didn’t get banned years ago for being slightly Right of chairman Mao.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like this

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Anon6992374 11 points ago +11 / -0

Was literally just thinking about the "I am Spartacus" scene not even 6 hours ago, and how Trump needs his "I am Spartacus" moment.

This is it. Twitter pedes activate!

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Forsaken1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Never had a Twitter. Thank God. But if i did I'd do it. REEEEal good time!

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pup1pup 8 points ago +8 / -0

Already deleted my account.

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bojackjohnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now go troll every leftist post you can find. They’ll go crazy and maybe they’ll leave Twitter when a few million Donald Trumps comment on every one of their posts.

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surfrchick22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did it but I literally don't tweet and have 0 followers so I've been trolling libs and commenting just to be seen

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just delete your account. Starve them of their money.

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KAGwave [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way. You gotta shout DONNAH AKBAR as your account goes out in a blaze of glory.

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XERIPHYTE 5 points ago +5 / -0

They banned me right when I changed my pic and name

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trumplepotamus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Done and done.

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HarrisonBergeron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine lasted about 5 min and I didn't even post anything!

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Beay 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m not even in twatter but that’s GENIUS! Lefties have NO sense of humor (or irony) or SHAME!!!!!!

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Izzrar 4 points ago +4 / -0

... #NewProfilePic trended for awhile few hours ago, glorious thread of trump pics~ ... not sure if still going on that tag or not.

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MrVegan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Done

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eagle-eyes2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

twitter facebook google youtube instagram linkdin ....

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eagle-eyes2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

trump tech

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WCW33 3 points ago +3 / -0

Done

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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eagle-eyes2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

popcorn mode

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pedeITA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys don't do this from your real accounts, could be a honeypot, instead, better to use fake accounts or, automate via bot to create automatically them with name and picture, so even if they ban them in near real time, noone loses

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TakenusernameA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Delete your real accounts. starve the beast

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pedeITA 1 point ago +1 / -0

never even had a twitter one to be honest, ah yes, maybe a fake or two created with temp emails just for websites that requires you a like on socials to see a link or download

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tonkabodhi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also print stickers

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Done

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PoshityLifeOfTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

link to official profile and banner pics?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Pokwang17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Done!

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FreeNow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want someone to post Trumps face with Michelle Obama "Don't let them tell you you are too angry quote." Watch them try to get you banned for inciting violence.

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FrostytheSnowman 1 point ago +1 / -0

All my twatters are down.