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Kagmaga1 99 points ago +99 / -0

Excuse me xir....thats offensive, i identify as a boat today

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DeplorableLadyPede 54 points ago +54 / -0

But what if I identify as a bike???

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eagle-eyes2020 26 points ago +26 / -0

... boat???

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WeirdoSlayer 29 points ago +30 / -1

y'all are killing me. i love this site.

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EchoLight 12 points ago +12 / -0

And what if I identify as a Water Bike???

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then, you're a bike. That's how this works

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Prairie_Dog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Depends. Motorized🧐????

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23zulu 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m ashamed to say I failed a couple because I was all “that not a bicycle that’s a motorcycle “

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eagle-eyes2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

coldfusion water bike???

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Smurfection 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't buy into the bike/boat binary. I'm a non-binary attack helicopter.

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mailinvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a trans-bike that identifies as a boat.

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EnoughisEnough45 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lmao! Keep em coming!!! We need to keep our spirits up!!

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pikX 14 points ago +14 / -0

You're a boat or a bicycle take your pick. Two genders.

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Prairie_Dog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which one has the penis??

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pikX 12 points ago +12 / -0

Basing gender off of physical attributes? Wow, what a caveman view of gender. But if you must know, bicycles are male, and boats are female, for no actual reason.

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Prairie_Dog 9 points ago +9 / -0

Basing gender off of physical attributes?

Yes. Me take boat to cave now.

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you're just shit posting but in other languages things that are gender neutral in English have an assigned gender. For no reason. It's annoying. English > every other language.

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Kagmaga1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im a transitional bike in boats clothes...dont try and gender me bigot, accept my pedals!

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pikX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedal boats are aren't real vehicles.

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SouthernParadise 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you’re a unicycle?

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying Samberg likes creating songs about riding you, eh?

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Kagmaga1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont you ever forget!