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Kagmaga1 99 points ago +99 / -0

Excuse me xir....thats offensive, i identify as a boat today

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DeplorableLadyPede 54 points ago +54 / -0

But what if I identify as a bike???

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eagle-eyes2020 26 points ago +26 / -0

... boat???

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WeirdoSlayer 29 points ago +30 / -1

y'all are killing me. i love this site.

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EchoLight 12 points ago +12 / -0

And what if I identify as a Water Bike???

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then, you're a bike. That's how this works

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Prairie_Dog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Depends. Motorized🧐????

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23zulu 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m ashamed to say I failed a couple because I was all “that not a bicycle that’s a motorcycle “

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eagle-eyes2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

coldfusion water bike???

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Smurfection 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't buy into the bike/boat binary. I'm a non-binary attack helicopter.

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mailinvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a trans-bike that identifies as a boat.

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EnoughisEnough45 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lmao! Keep em coming!!! We need to keep our spirits up!!

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pikX 14 points ago +14 / -0

You're a boat or a bicycle take your pick. Two genders.

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Prairie_Dog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which one has the penis??

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pikX 12 points ago +12 / -0

Basing gender off of physical attributes? Wow, what a caveman view of gender. But if you must know, bicycles are male, and boats are female, for no actual reason.

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Prairie_Dog 9 points ago +9 / -0

Basing gender off of physical attributes?

Yes. Me take boat to cave now.

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you're just shit posting but in other languages things that are gender neutral in English have an assigned gender. For no reason. It's annoying. English > every other language.

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pikX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, I know. I find it hilarious how they rip on English pronouns yet every latin-derived language is rooted in two genders.

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Kagmaga1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im a transitional bike in boats clothes...dont try and gender me bigot, accept my pedals!

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pikX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedal boats are aren't real vehicles.

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SouthernParadise 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you’re a unicycle?

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying Samberg likes creating songs about riding you, eh?

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Kagmaga1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont you ever forget!

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chelmer8 48 points ago +48 / -0

I owe you a beer! Thanks for the laugh pede

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USADNA 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m buying next round for this pede

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sure how many rounds frogs can consume, but I've got 3rd round

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 5 points ago +5 / -0

4th round on me!

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Junkevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

That frogs gonna croak at this rate.

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RedRaven 19 points ago +19 / -0

top kek

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HereticKing 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do it now and they will flip their shit!

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MountainMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

I suggested Barry and Moochelle. Only conservatives know the truth!

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LindaSarsourCunt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pin this.

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paullyj57 10 points ago +10 / -0

10 points

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killerbunny88 9 points ago +10 / -1

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!

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Peachykeen74 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or make it “Hipster or homeless.”

Their brains would explode.

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Carmelina 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta be honest, I'd be locked out.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take my up vote, just take it.

You could further confuse them by asking them to identify the gay and lesbian identifying transgenders from the regular (lo) transgenders.

To be fair I'm not sure anyone could pass that test, except maybe Pence, Chuck Schumer and Adam Shittt.

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EnoughisEnough45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my goodness!!! That was great and well needed laugh!!! Thank you!

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Virginia_Dare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha! Brilliant!

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M34_DT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe instead there can be pairs of numbers, and you have to pick which one is bigger.

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ghastlylion 5 points ago +5 / -0

or to guns and ammo

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grumpyhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol this is pretty funny ... thought it was one of those show hot chicks at first.. you win this updoot

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chewsoap 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is briliant!

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A_Little_White_Duck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love all you guys, has been a hard few days and I needed the laugh.

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EchoLight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh you are so evil!! 😂😂

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Comedipede!

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good or evil would work also

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Erkme73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sticky!

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SocialismSucks69 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made my day. Fucking commies get bent losers lol

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duckstuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would make the AIs believe that you can tell men and women apart based on appearance alone which is obviously problematic.

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TheNightJanitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You made my night!

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Spark-001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, custom captchas would be so cool.

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FertileMoor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use 2+2=? All the lefties will answer 5 and will be denied entrance!

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Boudicca2 2 points ago +2 / -0

10,000 points

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LandonFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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kcaakhus 2 points ago +2 / -0

or change it to magazines and clips

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Nitrojunkie72 2 points ago +2 / -0

You win the internet today

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ScoopScoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excuse me xir, did you just assume my mode of conveyance?

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WindyJibbz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Genius.

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EyesInTheHills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adults and children.

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second this motion. Amen

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CovefeMonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant

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UsernameKeksOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top comment of the day my dude...person...shit. Sorry if I offended you my xir

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ClintonCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

take this W

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Rubberbunnies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please dear God yes.

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23zulu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boom

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RunDNC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh, Lmao. Make it so.

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ozarkian1 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG YES!

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Omniwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL good one

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JdaR1888 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good one :)

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AnaMerican_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

**I identify as "Uncensorable." ** If they censor me, and deny the existence of my uncensorabliity identity, think I've got a lawsuit??? (All proceeds from the P&S award will be donated to Trump's new Patriot Party.)

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GTHAYS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure they wouldn't hear it. It lacks standing.

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AnaMerican_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEKIDITTY KEK KEK KEK...

What if I identified as Trans:

Formerly Censorable without Standing, but now I have become Uncensorable with Standing??

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T_Hage 1 point ago +1 / -0

YOU BRILLIANT SON OF A PEDE.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys are laughing but it's actually an incredible idea.

They either stay out or have to admit that men and women are very obviously different in order to even come in the door.

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