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GreenvillianSC [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤯🤯🤯

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VanillaBean 6 points ago +6 / -0

And there I was, a random nobody, just sitting on the couch, eating a box of mints in my pajama pants, when suddenly I became a martyr in the most significant event in modern world history.

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TheMightyQuin99 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have your IP address as soon as you search anything. Who cares, it won't matter soon. Let them come.

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GetRightNews 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just had a boating accident, so I think I'm good.

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60Recce 3 points ago +3 / -0

delicious

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eh when James Woods falls, that will be the signal.

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TurdinPunchBowl 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would much rather hang with you guys than hang alone. Strength in numbers.

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taiwaanumba1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who cares i rather go I be out guns blazing

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Dragofireheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come at me fuckers

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razor9586 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't have enough alphabet faggots to deal with all of us.

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Virginia_Dare 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been so lonely in this forced isolation that they've imposed upon us that a year or two in the gulag with you wonderful pedes doesn't sound so bad anymore.

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TheMightyQuin99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Millions of real lions against unsure slacked jawed lefty faggots ,oh and the dead people. Sound like good odds to me.