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Stallion 474 points ago +475 / -1

Trump also tweeted that it was a wonderful day out which can be interpreted as a wonderful day to storm the Capitol

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CantStumpTheTrump 80 points ago +80 / -0

Well, I had other plans for the day but wheres my pitchfork....

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pitchfork/bayonet attachments only

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PaineThomas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Magazine isn't big enough. Freedom comes in double drums.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I stick with 40rd mags. Anything bigger is unreliable.

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eat15pizzas 0 points ago +1 / -1

freedom costs a buck o five https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiD86FtF2x0

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we have a pitchfork emporium bot?

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FuckRioters 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's underneath your AR15

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Anaconda 7 points ago +7 / -0

about those AR15s...pedo joe is gonna make that 1994 'assault weapons' look like nothing soon

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he may try but after the recent events folks are more enraged than ever and cops will not want to risk their lives by asking Patriots for their guns.

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TrumpFarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedojoe said he didn’t anticipate a very big crowd bc of the pandemic. I laughed so hard, REALLY? REALLY? Keep telling yourself that Joe, the covid is keeping your fan base down, that is the problem☝️

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's definitely going to try, that's for sure. I expect right after 7 months of riots that he's going to face MUCH bigger push-back than he ever would at any other time in history.

Whether that does anything, who knows, afterall, they were more than happy to discard millions of Trump votes.

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christianknight 1 point ago +2 / -1

Red pill

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starman164 31 points ago +31 / -0

damn it now you've just got me thinking of yu-gi-oh abridged

"It's Trump! No doubt he's going to say the most fiendish and heartless thing you've ever heard..."

"What a lovely day!"

"Take that back, you fiend!"

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RMD00 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yo that series was a treasure trove of great one liners.

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

DURAWWW MONSTA CARDO!

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RMD00 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The jokes on you Darts i haven't seen any hentai! "

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lefty295 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao are trap cards considered wrongthink yet?

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter has banned Trump for saying WHAT A LOVELY DAY, as this implies it is a lovely day to riot and incites violence!

Jack Dorsey is pathetic.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 26 points ago +26 / -0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ their mind reading logic is ridiculous!

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FuckRioters 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump tweeted "MAGA" which is a secret signal for all of us to go buy fully semi automatic AR-14s and storm the GPS coordinates indicated by the millisecond when his tweet was posted.

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PaineThomas 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know some glowie will believe you and post this on retarded and twatter.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like those magic-image things, except to see the secret message, you need to down an entire bottle of crazy pills.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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pddx22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t forget the files!

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Lookthething 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek