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HanginChad 68 points ago +68 / -0

Found some more reasons:

  • His commas are used as pauses to build ominous suspense and suspense rhymes with Mike Pence. We believe this is a threat.

  • His use of exclamations marks clearly demonstrates violence and aggression.

  • We assume he may have breakfast that day while jack only eats one meal per day. That's bad because of reasons.

  • He said transition to the new administration, but didn't say Biden. This could actually mean a new administration with just a different Vice President.

  • It could be understood that by the statement that he won't be be at the Biden inauguration, he is planning on being at his own.

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nice username

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HanginChad 12 points ago +12 / -0

Likewise.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's amazing that you two finally met.

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Insert comment about needing a dating.win

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a reference to the election of 2000. Ballots used to be punch cards and they used the excuse that some of the "chads", which are the rectangular shaped punch outs were not completely punched out all the way. They called these, "hanging chads".

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Butter_and_Meatloaf 4 points ago +4 / -0

His using of the English language to write his posts indicates his opposition to the beautiful tongue of our Chinese overlords.