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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd strip down to my skivvies and swim the delaware 365 days a year for that man. Even when he hurts me I love him like my brother. If he says keep the peace, keep the peace.

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eat15pizzas 2 points ago +2 / -0

i felt bad for the patriots freezing their asses off on 1/6 and i am so thankful they did

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn't that cold. I mean, it was cold don't get me wrong but people were not properly dressed. They were wearing sneakers and yoga pants to look like a dime. Actually, scratch that, it was cold enough that your nose froze when you breathed and snot just dripped out like a faucet. But one guy ... was warm. Wearing a glorious alpaca rug just like the man with no name and sporting a rugged but handsome beard straight out of a midwestern catalog. The point is hobos dress the way they do for a reason. Dress like a hobo, people. And next time some larper tells you oh you're all paranoid DC is warm this time of year do you even live in dc? You tell that guy he's wrong! I feel bad for the woman who froze there then died with a bullet in the neck. But the cold was pretty bad too.

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eat15pizzas 2 points ago +2 / -0

well you were part of history. it was the day the sleeping bear was awoken