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mkdir-not-war 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like PeeWee here...

Also, trigger warning...bikes.

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mintscape 4 points ago +4 / -0

No question, bet they already are planning it.

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DemsFuckKids 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump wall construction. Com

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Texas might have to annex some neighboring states.

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Pickles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight North to the Canada border! We can prevent the East and West coasts from traveling through!!

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 2 points ago +2 / -0

The borders of Texas will be growing. Best to wait until we can build walls around the resulting city states.

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HerpyMcDerpster 24 points ago +24 / -0

You can come, but you've got to do so LEGALLY.

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Based_Volunteer [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

If it helps, I can bring along a few Tennessee boys with our own guns and ammo like Davy Crockett did before us

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HerpyMcDerpster 1 point ago +1 / -0

The leftists can go to hell, and y'all may come to Texas.

Remember the Alamo, Goliad and San Jacinto!

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Madnote1984 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Hey, can I get a passport...a ribye and a yuengling?"

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AnointedVisions 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can have a Shiner Bock

Fuck PA

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yuengling is an official beer of the maga movement

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they sell Yuengling there? I've not seen it anywhere west of Missipissi.

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alfredbester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have a Shiner.

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JFKPhoenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly, no. That's why I picked up 3 cases on my way back to Oklahoma from DC

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky! Someone ought to start a real lager brand on the West coast, hire a German or a Czech brewmaster, make some real beer!

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Umm What’s a yuengling?

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SheikFromMozambake 3 points ago +3 / -0

American beer brewed in Pennsylvania (Philadelphia I think). Very old brand.

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Pickles 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's one of those things that I have to say, lives up to the hype. Not available in Nebraska, but I drink it every time I'm in Florida

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mkdir-not-war 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try a blood amd honey instead

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, is that the Revolver one? If so, that shit is the best.

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duckstuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

Texas welcomes good folk. If you move here you need to kick out a transplant from California or Colorado. Some are okay but majority are fucking the place up.

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Based_Volunteer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

It would be an honor. Sam Houston and Davy Crockett established a fine tradition of based Tennesseans going to Texas to help kick idiots out.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes they did. Houston was something. Governor of Tennessee and President of Texas and The Raven to the Cherokee. Amazing man.

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WarpedSage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly, it's largely not the Californians that are fucking Texas up politically, most of 'em are disaffected conservatives from there. Our problem is the growing cysts that are Austin, Dallas, and Houston.

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ClarenceBeeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth

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havemydata 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be completely willing to work out an exchange program to repatriate our Coloradans if you'll take your Texans back.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, if I move there I'd be a transplant from CO. Is that like dividing by zero?

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borscht-nazi -2 points ago +2 / -4

Texas was a primary exporter of liberals to California over the last 70 years you fucksuck.

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HarryxD 8 points ago +8 / -0

That one's not ours. It's a fake "texas" company from illinois I think. We don't throw peanut shells on the ground in Texas. Mama raised us better than that.

You'd have better luck at a whataburger.

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WarpedSage 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it would be more appropriate to sing "deep in the heart of Texas" while drinking a Dr. Pepper and browsing the internet on a Dell.

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Reefay 5 points ago +5 / -0

When Texas forms a more perfect union, Texaa should make this the Texas consulate. And all the land under it belongs to Texas. They could start drilling for oil under every Roadhouse and not a damn thing the state could do.

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ellejay1234 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO I love it!

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mintscape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that for real? The New country of Texas is going to use Texas Roadhouse as embassies? That's awesome.

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KentuckyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfection

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NeverEverGiveUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

God's work

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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TexasRedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

One citizenship question: are you from California? Cause we’ve surpassed our damn California quota.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a Texan, I hereby name you an honorary Texan.

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HerrnMalor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you God!

I love being married to a Waxahachie Woman!

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jujufumpkins 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a sign that says "BASED PEDES ONLY" at all of our borders. (And that includes the outgoing city limits of Austin)

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SheDoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my kind of embassy.

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TruthWillOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awwww, lucker!! Please, send us a postcard letting us know about your adventures!! 😃👍

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freedomdogs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any state that endorses free peanuts and gobs of Cinnamon butter is ok with me

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t get rattlesnake bites and beers. You will shit your pants

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK that was fucking funny. I will be right there with you if they vote to secede.

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Moniie 1 point ago +1 / -0

BuiltThatWall

America might not send their best

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Amd20665 1 point ago +1 / -0

That restaurant is headquartered in Louisville Kentucky under a Democrat Governor who stole the election and a 2018 dry run for what happened in the 2020 election. It was clear as day what happened and took very little scratching at the surface to uncover the fraud but because people don't pay attention to local politics only national politics based Patriots had their head so far up their tail they didn't make a big deal about it.

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Amd20665 1 point ago +1 / -0

To elaborate Republicans won all down ballot races across the state and approximately 10 to 15% of all straight ticket Republican voters had to manually switch their vote from Matt Bevin to Andy beshear to achieve the outcome of the election. I don't personally think that happened manually because Matt Bevin was pretty popular.

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AnaMerican_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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MaineMason77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit. Closest thing to me is Longhorn. Will they accept my passport?