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IamDEMONetIZED 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was thinking boats n bikes

I was thinking that too.

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JediMasterPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got me

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WallaceBeamfire 12 points ago +12 / -0

If Trump launched it for the public square, I'd love to see three main components in COVFEFE:

  • Has a private social network with features to replace Facebook.
  • Has a public social network with features to replace Twitter.
  • Has a method of aggregating all of your incoming and outgoing content to all other social platforms, rendering them obsolete.
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FreeEagle1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly! We need an elegant way for people to migrate to a new platform and never looking back. (I have design concepts and biz models in mind ... )

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TheWhitestOfFangs 9 points ago +9 / -0

And as someone else suggested, the captcha (to defend from DDOS and flooding) would require you to choose men and women (instead of damn boats any bicycles).

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trump20202024 2 points ago +2 / -0

make it graphic af too. click (grab.. ahem) on all the genitals belonging to women. lol

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m grabbing the next bike I see..

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Pleepleus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its what's gets me up in the morning. Covfefe. 😉

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IamDEMONetIZED 5 points ago +6 / -1

Default password: " COVERAGE "

Darn, I guess I should not have posted it.

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engineerdon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Solid!

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jamesjk1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love it

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ColdBrewCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Approve

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then we can make a new payment platform called covfefebucks in honor of the mod.

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cybertoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or a good name for a Dating app for pedes and based couples.

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President_Elect_KeK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea no shit, GREAT one !!!!!

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covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You rang???

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bluebahloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

CAFE COVFEFE

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Optigrabz 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

– Optigrabz 5 hours ago +1 / -0 I want a MyPillow phone that runs on an operating system named Covfefe”

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johnbillaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck these communists.

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Tharin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh that is good. Have a nice hot cup of Covfefe and see what's happening. Good lord man that's a an updoot.

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yuge

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Antemalagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, Long live Covfefe.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I second the motion.

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redditcansuckme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tagline: Despite all the negative press

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cupocovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn't agree more.

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Pepe_covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. Has a nice ring to it

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commiesbtfo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it.

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Indomitable_Warrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

So anyone got experience building a site? Or ideas how much htis would take to fund?

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FreeEagle1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes and contemplating approaches. It’s gotta be a home run, not meh.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

AND PHONE!!!

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FreeEagle1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes - we need to fix the current situation. Now my wheels are turning. Glad you mentioned that!