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MooseKnukl3 276 points ago +277 / -1

You will never be a woman

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OfficerNasty 112 points ago +113 / -1

"Semen-producing person"

Whoops! I mean "Seperson-producing person"

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Ryanaissance 66 points ago +67 / -1

Its Sewomen-producing person, xir.

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atomchurch 32 points ago +33 / -1

*seawoman

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 29 points ago +29 / -0

wow. you just gonna misgender like that?

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atomchurch 18 points ago +18 / -0

yup.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Reeeeeeee

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Ebic_Rebbitor69 16 points ago +17 / -1

everyday I misgender trannies for at least 8 times a day. It's my daily excercise

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1776ThereIsaidIt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do you mean a mermaid?

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D0NNIE_DARK0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha! Merperson

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dropbear 3 points ago +3 / -0

**seawomxn... seawomyn? seawom-stop it, get some help.

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lilree 19 points ago +19 / -0

You absolute bigot, it's Sewomen-producing perdaughter, xir! It's twenty ? fucking ? twenty ? one and we still can't get this right omg.

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RoyalPython23 13 points ago +13 / -0

Omg! Lmao! Every time I see some leftist bitch use the ? emoji I want to punch them in the face.

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Jackedteddybear117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank god I’m not the only one

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DontArkancideMeBro 11 points ago +11 / -0

This gender fluid nomenclature is so confusing!

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DontArkancideMeBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

So so sorry, is it xir or xhe? Or xi like Winnie the Pooh? These darn gender fluids cloud my judgement. do you Latinx pedes agree?

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kind of lends credence to the term "dipstick"!

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

xir, yes xir!

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Starseed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you meant to say “Seawoperson-producing person”

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FreeHeliRides 32 points ago +32 / -0

Excuse me I see "son" in these words, not inclusive enough bigot!!!11

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lefty295 32 points ago +32 / -0

The word "bigot" is offensive to me, it contains "big". I'm a dwarf. Jack, censor him!!!

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Thwok 28 points ago +28 / -0

"dwarf" has the word "War" in it ... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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matrik 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah, fat. War is peace, remember? #1984

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Madman2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

A mostly peaceful D•war•f.

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Marshall2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jack is offensive to me. Sensor yourself you COMMUNIST FAG.

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FAQ-REDDIT 5 points ago +5 / -0

The words bigot has ot in it. OT is abbreviation for Old Testament. In the OT women were not members of the priesthood. This is oppression on women. Jack, censor him!!!

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spez__ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Uhhhhhhhhh excuse me, "s*n," is a disgusting male thing??????????? It's seperxon producing perxon you goddamn piece of fascist FILTH.

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Pepbrandt 6 points ago +6 / -0

The word "son" is in there twice!!!!! Shame on you! Reeeee.

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Fatfucker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you just use gendered language perSON?!

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ChelseaHubbell 26 points ago +26 / -0

Fuck, I'll never be a donkey. AOC beat me to it

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 14 points ago +14 / -0

Neither will I. :( ?

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Marshall2 7 points ago +7 / -0

and some have made themselves eunichs.

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Gipgm2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Och !!! Remind me never to party with you

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EvilWhitey177 5 points ago +5 / -0

They still are a man, Just a messed up mutilated one with some serious mental health issues

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Shitposter69 25 points ago +25 / -0

Birthing person*

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 26 points ago +26 / -0

Front holes!

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TrumpAndGodWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck my front hole so hard.”

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HotMustard84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen and Awomen

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DJTtwatter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Divert covid vaccine research or you’re transphobic!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuomo is literally dumping them. His obsession with killing grandma needs to be psychoanalyzed.

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kobe525z 12 points ago +12 / -0

Amen and Agender-questioning!

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Russian_ambassador 8 points ago +8 / -0

In before 4chan pasta

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jpower 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also known as b4chan pasta

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

my favorite is "your family will use your birth name when they bury you after you kill yourself"

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PurplePoloPlayer 94 points ago +95 / -1

This deserves ALL the upvotes.

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Maga2020Maga2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Jack creamed xis pants reading the title.

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RedPillLegendMAGA 78 points ago +79 / -1

?????? GOD I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY

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D0NNIE_DARK0 13 points ago +14 / -1

Love it while you can!

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 61 points ago +61 / -0

So Cuckerberg and Dorsey?

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human_centipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zuck confuses me, but I have an instinctual defense reflex when I see Jack.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's it. Just them. Them amongst the trans lol

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This comment begs the question... "WHY" only ONE upddoot?

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jarasan 13 points ago +13 / -0

I just spit up my bourbon...........HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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LexaBinsr 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have no cunt and I must REE.

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Rudyard 35 points ago +36 / -1

Quality.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is funny stuff no doubt

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HockeyMom4Trump 32 points ago +32 / -0

I saw they want to start calling people "birthing people" because not all people that give birth are women. What a clown world!

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MrJugsMcBulge 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think there was a thread on here a few days ago that someone posted saying their gynecologist was asking if they had been with "sperm-producing partners".

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D0NNIE_DARK0 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is getting out of control. We will have no useful data if they keep muddying the waters. Female crime is up because of these things.

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evolenmity 10 points ago +10 / -0

Females aren't equal to men because PATRIARCHY!!! also > Females are so strong and brave that they should be able to play on men's sports teams. also > REEEEEEEEEEEEE A TRANNY MAN WE ALLOWED TO PLAY WOMENS SPORTS IS BETTER THAN US AT OUR SPORT!!! oh and its MY BODY MY CHOICE to murder my baby but YOU HAVE TO TAKE A FORCED VACCINE AND WEAR A MASK YOU BIGOTSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Sad thing is all women are being dragged into this bullshit because of a few loud leftist idiots.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolute insanity.

I need to take my boys and move out into the woods somewhere. Maybe take a boat out and get stranded on an island somewhere like Gilligan and escape this clown world.

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NC_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is correct.

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bluetrench 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like that's actually an offensive term to the women who suffer from infertility and will never be able to birth someone.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

????

I bet that felt good!

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prospektor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't it even an Ivory League university who did that? Harvard, Yale, even Oxford and the like, all have become complete clownshows.

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dominickmilford 22 points ago +22 / -0

"And you were cheating with Alyssa, who used to be Alex." "Well let's see what Alyssa has to say about that, lets bring out Alyssa!" REEEEEEEEEEEEE "We'll be back on Twitter after this with my final thought!"

I've seen this before somewhere, hmm....

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newuser999 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was gonna say pornhub, but that shit is too disgusting to fit on there

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Hotrod132 22 points ago +22 / -0

I deactivated my twitter account as soon as the banned Trump. If he's not there I've got no reason to be.?????

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GuerillaYourDreams 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same here!!

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Xanisor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Twitter will crash so hard on Monday.

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Sporadica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy TWTR puts!

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daytrip 22 points ago +22 / -0

If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have 2 dollars and a bunch or counterfeits.

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Fabian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never gets old :D

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 25 points ago +25 / -0

No, just diagnosed their disorder

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xir, It’s ma’am!

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niconicoreeee 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's so degenerate, their adopted "dog" had to run away ?

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ionizer 15 points ago +15 / -0

the dog associates 'itself' as a cat, not a dog. please respect

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TrumpsTower 15 points ago +15 / -0

The progressive left is a snake eating its own tail.

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Catie 6 points ago +6 / -0

?

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MAGA5150 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is NOT a shitpost. This is facts.

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 14 points ago +14 / -0

And a few million bots making sure they both feel like neither of their opinions matter

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

With the balance being shills and glowies.

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slag 13 points ago +13 / -0

It ends as it began. Also Jack Dorsey will be on the street giving handjobs for crack, or whatever he's microdosing these days.

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GeoG85 13 points ago +13 / -0

I only follow Trump on twitter.

Years ago, I saw Trending was bullshit on Astrology dot com, and noticed, it was bullshit everywhere - Google, Facebook.

So I use Ublock Origin to block Trending. You use the custom droplet, target the window, go to every branch, block, block, BLOCK.

So yea. Twitter is just me on my page. :/ No Deep State message from Trending. No Deep State message from corrupt twitter users.

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nickybops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I couldn't stand the trending shit so I used a hide twitter trends extension on brave. I don't use Twitter any more, I get 30 times the engagement on Parler than I ever did on Twatter.

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Gmelindag 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hollywood uses Twitter for an echo chamber to impress each other and themselves, they do so many selfies they think they’re so cute or handsome, but we don’t care! These millionaire elitists think they are better than us, but we don’t even care, they are nonessential workers in our country!

Three generations of cowboy fans, y’all go ahead and keep kneeling, nobody’s even watching. Aikman he’s a total loser, he used to be a winner. Now the whole NFL NBA MLB and they’re all garbage and we’re letting them know that!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want nothing to be enjoyable so they put politics everywhere. Some of us just wanted to watch the game.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bam it all from your lives. This is the only site I have frens on. Fuck Twitter fuck Facebook fuck Instagram fuck snapchat fuck tick tock fcuk them all.

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ObviousStatementMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Michelle vs. Melinda...

Whew, I can't wait!

[Gets moar cornpop]

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh...too much ugly for one screen to hold. Count me out.

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Barracuda 7 points ago +7 / -0

As wrong as the censorship is they are creating their own echo chamber and don't even realize it. This may be the way twitter goes the way of myspace.

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kazimiera 6 points ago +6 / -0

I laughed so hard I peed a little .

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Out of your front hole?

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kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

?

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trex554 5 points ago +5 / -0

I blocked Joe Biden and Alyssa Milano already nothing left after that so why should I go on Twatter?

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CantStumpTheCensored 5 points ago +5 / -0

Atransmen

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HermitKidd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Made me smile bud

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Cunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll provide the popcorn if someone can bring the beer

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justicein2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not really a joke. You're just predicting the future!

When they run all the right off their platforms. What will they do? Suddenly all get along? Fuck no!

They've been doing it so long that they're addicted to hate and division! So they'll turn on each other.

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KnobGoblin 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Men”

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pepepede_69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mewomen

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luke21 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot of pornstars show their titties there. I doubt that's affected.

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Alphahorizon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh..sorting new first and decided to check hot..and what do ya know..FINALLY A GOOD LAUGH..TY

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AqueousCactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do these chucklefucks not realize the mistake they are making? Can they only see in the short term? You have, at minimum, 75 million Americans that are pissed off beyond all measure right now - at Big Tech, corporate America, the government institutions, you name it. And that population is significantly well armed and backed into a corner.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. The best case scenario for these monumentally retarded people is that the right goes and makes their own platforms, and just keeps to themselves, and they leave us alone. Given that these fucknuts only know how to accelerate, that won't happen. They're filling a giant keg with black powder with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

The illusion was thin before, but now it is shattered - sure some weak willed people might crawl back to their Faux News containment zone, but it seems to me that 99% of the time once you wake someone, they never, ever go back to sleep.

This will backfire on them, and in a way they cannot begin to fathom. I'm not calling for anyone to do anything radical (I would rather not get vanned tyvm). This is an alarm. Anyone with a functioning brain and a rudimentary knowledge of history can see where this leads. This will end in the ugliest way a person can imagine. Maybe not now, not two weeks from now, not two months from now. You can only spit in the face of people for so long before they spit back.

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

This twisted my brain... and I watched Nightmare on Elm Street at age 4.

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jarasan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched the Excorist at about age 14, Pence is a servant of satan.

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MrNordstromsHand 4 points ago +4 / -0

Utopia..

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AssPhixEAtion627 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao. So true.

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DJTtwatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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sun_wolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Ben Shapiro too.

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CerebralPimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

But does their baby knows it?

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Winter_bow_huntress 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truer words have never been spoken lol

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Turtleavacado 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao

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DinosRFake 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got rid a year or so ago. Its all bullshit. These sites just get ruthlessly annexed by various state agencies who ruin a good idea. Even I was surprised at the trannie shit though, that's all just nuts.

Anyway whatever. I am looking forward to another year of the many honks. I think 2021 is going to be honktastic.

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Saltyarmy313 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmfao

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BRODOBAGG1NS 3 points ago +3 / -0

AWOMAN!

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kobe525z 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about an other kin and an intersex non binary tri quasar undercover boss quadrilateral mystery spot

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REDMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pregnancy is dispoooooooted.