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Hypothetical impeachment timeline (using a reverse UNO card)
posted ago by dat_delicatessen +7 / -0

So... let me get this straight.

Congress will file articles of impeachment.

If successful, impeachment trial starts in the US Senate.

Trump put on trial. MSM camera tuned in, cameras rolling. Lawyers start their introductions.

GEOTUS whips out a golden UNO reverse card.

"no, u."

Singlehandedly makes UNO the most popular game worldwide, and memes all his political enemies to Guantanamo.

Holy Shit. I'm buying an UNO pack before they sell out.

So... let me get this straight. Congress will file articles of impeachment. If successful, impeachment trial starts in the US Senate. Trump put on trial. MSM camera tuned in, cameras rolling. Lawyers start their introductions. GEOTUS whips out a golden UNO reverse card. "no, u." Singlehandedly makes UNO the most popular game worldwide, and memes all his political enemies to Guantanamo. Holy Shit. I'm buying an UNO pack before they sell out.
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– dat_delicatessen [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

As a extra fuck you to everyone present in the chambers, he hands personalized UNO reverse cards to all people guilty of treason.

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